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An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

"Aaand the Gerald Ratner award for self-inflicted wounds goes to brummiejon."

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

As seen on another thread, don't bother with insurance...🤬

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

https://www.gov.uk/electric-bike-rules
 
If the electric motor is more than 250w, or it can be powered electrically at more than 15.5mph, or it can be propelled without pedalling (a throttle control of some kind), then what you have there is a motorcycle and it must be registered as such, and taxed/Mot'd/Insured as such, and you must have the appropriate license for it to use it on the road. Its probably a moped, legally speaking - but might be an A1 motorcycle.
Like electric scooters, the shop can sell it perfectly legally but you ,absolutely, cannot ride it legally on the road without all of the above being in place.
 
Obey the law, like everyone else has to. Arsehole.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

An unregistered electric bike that can do 30mph by electric power alone is also illegal, you ignorant cunt.

A group of mates bought a low-mileage Baleno saloon specifically to enter (and attempt to win) the FOTU. 
It won a subsidiary award of some kind, not the runner-up prize they claimed, and it went straight back on Auto Trader and eBay with an inflated price tag 'because it came runner-up at  FOTU 2023'. 

Looking for new sunglasses on ebay... check out this cool dude modelling them on himself.

Salice 005 ITA Cycling Sunglasses - Black | eBay

Great stuff, but <sigh> I was hoping the "unobtanium" tag meant you'd got a Lonsdale!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364396957557?hash=item54d7c04f75:g:doAAAOSwL6JkzVb~&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4BHZEuT5KdSDuXkOSmpbWjNjNEsvQ0kPVqYSXbrRcUmJbmIKJoFGNp3vc%2BMgs0K8clQZDRqLyJtqQhkM7eyKsXUUf%2BYE3i9Q4GKBVzhr2rRgOLBzo6YohA0yfky8bAVHUzOzJBtjZQblaEMhMsMe16rZwl14LcZhH%2BQCqc7BbyCvJF7U6ZItrHmphYM%2Fa4tr25PGR8uR1WWGkDu1NW04rqKelxQ2pg7PQttXE5q4%2Fu65VLeaCHT9heeOXsN1NvmWQGmsEeznlo3rj1zQQJXsjgpiQPJ8S1rmUVkro%2BY8hyoX|tkp%3ABk9SR_jHwvO4Yg