Boycie

They still look great , cracking colour to

I'll let him off as there music is the dogs ...

........ Have u been to Halfords for the t cut yet , seriously they were a solid bus back in the day

Offffttttt , back when Vauxhall could make a motor

Ditto , which branch are you starting at

Like everything it has pluses and negatives , my job is 50% desk 50% physical so it keeps me interested , which company are you are starting with

If your looking for work then a number of car hire companies will be looking for seasonal staff especially at the airports , if your licence is fairly clean then they'll be driving work , airports mostly moving dirty/clean and workshop , if a a del and coll site then del and coll cars from customers , I've been in the industry 25 years next month ... try

.... Timing chain ?

Excellent , I'll keep an eye out for you

Sometimes the villains relied on a senator to .....from 4 minutes

That's German pornography

It's a shame the same can't be said of the current range , we didn't bring any onto the fleet last year , still got Grandlands and Crossland off the road for engines and gearboxes , the amount of times I've seen " Low oil pressure " on a Vauxhall dashs in the last few years

Take the senator , remember the police loved these things as they are bombproof

After Easter another defleet of the older cars before influx of new , debowsing a 70 plate 50 odd k Crossland and I see the cover for the centre consule cubby is missing ...... I wonder how long that's been missing , pulling off the side panel produced 3 fag lighters , 5 ear rings , half a snickers and £13.64 in change .....I'm guessing it's been gone a while ...

Did you get the tin tack ?

Why am I singing the theme tune from From Russia with love .....

Bobby was a mk2 Jag man , prob gave his to Tina

....... I can smell them both from here ....

Rover dealer circa 1993 Salesman " We'll give you £50 for the princess against the 87 820 Sir " Owner " it's a one owner with 27000 miles " Salesman " ok £60 Owner " Done "

HMCs car history is like the life of John Profumo .... Minister of War ....Silver Shadow ...... get caught shagging Keeper and lying ......washing dishes and driving a tatty MG.....

.......or we could just ban Audi drivers ...... Salesman " What car are you looking to purchase " Buyer " Audi " Salesman " That's you banned , give me your licence .....next "

That's seen a lot of fingers , sadly you can't get the same patina on a 2001 Golf.... I'd be tried

I hope his middle name is Interceptor ....

Do you get a Christmas card from BP ? ..... You should