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Beautiful Cars wrapping paper!

I got a couple of Matchbox cars, a wide “chubby cock” sized green fleshlight and a couple of toffee hammers (no toffee).

 
Thank you ASSS 2023.
Merry Christmas all xx

Thanks very much whoever sent me this gift, it’s been a very long time since I built a model kit, merry Christmas all.

Sponsoring a crusty old Rover? With a bit of paint and some fettling it'll look "as good as new"! There's "no doubt about it", it's a "super trouper" to have lasted "so long". 
It's definitely worth giving ABBA a "ring ring" in the "happy new year" and asking them for "money, money, money".
Just tell them: "I have a dream" in this "crazy world" of driving it "on and on and on", in the lemons race "it's the name of the game". Ask do they want to "take a chance on me" and Abba are bound to say "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do".
After all "the winner takes it all". 
 
If you just say "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!", the sponsorship may well be "slipping through my fingers". It could be your "Waterloo". 

Now the Queen's King's Christmas Message is over and we've all stood for the national anthem...
It's present opening time! 

Thank you Santa. 

Now the Queen's King's Christmas Message is over and we've all stood for the national anthem...
It's present opening time! 

Thank you Santa. 

Sponsoring a crusty old Rover? With a bit of paint and some fettling it'll look "as good as new"! There's "no doubt about it", it's a "super trouper" to have lasted "so long". 
It's definitely worth giving ABBA a "ring ring" in the "happy new year" and asking them for "money, money, money".
Just tell them: "I have a dream" in this "crazy world" of driving it "on and on and on", in the lemons race "it's the name of the game". Ask do they want to "take a chance on me" and Abba are bound to say "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do".
After all "the winner takes it all". 
 
If you just say "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!", the sponsorship may well be "slipping through my fingers". It could be your "Waterloo". 

Awesome haul, thanks a lot ASSS! (Private Eye annual model's own) 

Now the Queen's King's Christmas Message is over and we've all stood for the national anthem...
It's present opening time! 

Thank you Santa. 

Now the Queen's King's Christmas Message is over and we've all stood for the national anthem...
It's present opening time! 

Thank you Santa. 

Now the Queen's King's Christmas Message is over and we've all stood for the national anthem...
It's present opening time! 

Thank you Santa. 

A really useful haul, thank you Secret Santa.

 
I am however feeling guilty as I only tracked down my post yesterday so whilst my victims assortment is now complete, they will not receive it on time as the PO etc is closed 'til Wednesday, but on Wednesday it will start making its way.
 
 

I gotta tools!
Utterly brilliant (or "there's tidy" as the say around here)
Thank you Santa.
 

Here’s mine, taken on a suitably 1970’s piece of kitchen worktop. Thank you, Autoshite Secret Santa, I’m looking forward to a read today. 

Thank you ASSS.
Like the T-Shirt. Unfortunately it's *slightly* too small for me.
But, I do appreciate that they sent me something.

Thanks secret santa a whole box of goodies with books a battery soldering iron and some random keys 😎

Lovely selection received, always love the old motoring books! Thank you very much, chocolates have already disappeared 👀

My Secret Santa was amazing, over the moon with the Vernier etc x

 
 
Also did a blind react video
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeFxHK6j/
 

Just been fumbling with my package - well done to my ASSS! I’ve already been told to  “put that book down “…

Everything was wrapped, I just forgot to take a photo before I started.


I got, some gloves which I think are USB heatable, exfoliating gloves, a torch, chocolate coins, and the police road craft handbook.
An excellent selection, I'm most excited about the book as I've come close to ordering it in the past but haven't.
Thanks very much ASSS.

First part of my multiple presents from ASSS

Well thank you very much to my ASSS! This should be a good read. I hadn't yet bought a UK sticker to replace my GB one and was considering a booze cruise in the near future so this will be really useful.

Your opinions on my motoring are noted. Hopefully 2024 will see more mad bastard decisions.

Thank you ASSS. Someone knows I’m into Dr Who, which is thoughtful.

 
Sadly it’s 3 sizes too small for me to wear, but it will make a good addition to my burgeoning Dr Who collection. Here I am looking like a fat version of Techmoan

I really hope my recipient got his or hers in time.

a giant bag of rice ! just what i always wanted  

wait a minute - that’s not rice 

but i am not disappointed - thankyou secret santa, very well chosen 

 

Well the dogs have been fed and Mrs Ruff and the Rufflets have gone to get themselves ready.  It must be a good time for me to retire to Bedfordshire and contemplate my gift.
 

No more waiting, here it is:- A handy light up multi-tool and a lovely puzzle for when we're emerging from a food coma but aren't quite yet ready to move.
 

My ASSS came up trumps. 10mm sockets to replace the inevitable missing one. Off road driving techniques book, cool old ford dealer keyring, a superb in car bin, some cable ties (standard lol) but most importantly, a small version of my bucket list car! Thankyou.whoever you are!