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Sponsoring a crusty old Rover? With a bit of paint and some fettling it'll look "as good as new"! There's "no doubt about it", it's a "super trouper" to have lasted "so long". It's definitely worth giving ABBA a "ring ring" in the "happy new year" and asking them for "money, money, money". Just tell them: "I have a dream" in this "crazy world" of driving it "on and on and on", in the lemons race "it's the name of the game". Ask do they want to "take a chance on me" and Abba are bound to say "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do". After all "the winner takes it all". If you just say "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!", the sponsorship may well be "slipping through my fingers". It could be your "Waterloo".

Sent and received. Santa's been emptying his sack prematurely this year.

Aren't they the best kind of socks? 🤔

Is it that time of year again already? Treemendous. I'm in.

No. It's worse than that

Around the mid to late 90s, the Bentley factory in Crewe would regularly send some of their youngest staff out in the cars to listen for any squeaks and/or rattles. I think the logic was that younger ears are capable of hearing a wider range of frequencies and would detect any annoying squeaks. The result was often young scrotes hooning brand new Bentleys round certain routes near Crewe in a most un-chauffeur like way.

No idea why but I'm seeing Sandman in that number plate. 🎶Give him the word that I'm not a Rover Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.... Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Hopefully not poos in the vehicle you're buying

Sharhamblaxy?

When travelling by train, reserve a seat...

Bump

This collection has it all: planes, trainsbuses and automobiles

A shrubbery! Was the bloke a knight who says "Ni!"

Sounds good

Nah, that'd be £337

Surely that's one's footman's eye view of the road?

Can't be many Samaras left. Might be worth a look on howmanyleft.co.uk to find out if you're hunting for something as rare as hen's teeth.

Nissan Prairie

Mitsubishi FTO

Saab 90

A cake?

Would fitting some push bars make it even more menacing?

That photo makes it look like it's a matchbox model

Any location info for this pic? Looks like it could be a balloon centre (/barrage balloon command). Recently found out there was one just down the road. https://www.forces.net/news/aviation-history/barrage-balloons-what-were-raf-squadrons-which-defended-wwii-britain