My W203 is just "the Benz"
The Aldi has a bunch of names, like "piece of shite", it really depends on which unobtainium part decides to break, or which stupid design decision turns a 10 minute job into a 1 hour one
Zamac pest, common in Norev Berlingos and Pickarses.
The base bends out of shape and either breaks itself or breaks the front end off
That one seems fucked beyond repairs though