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I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I can work out most of the translations from Norwegian but I can't work out what "Isle of Man" could possibly be in English 
 
 

A bunch of mostly sober and boring cat loving weirdos sounds promising.

You won’t be alone in any of these things at Shitefest! 

I will give attending this a thought, but below are some of my thoughts about this.
I've never been on a plane in my life and it scares me for some reason. Alternatively, it is about 3 days of driving each way, which is almost preferrebale, even as this would be hard. This is in hay fever season so my face might explode. I'm a very boring weirdo who is mostly used to socializing with a cat and I have some bad experience with events like this so unsure if participating in this is a good idea both for me and others. And I don't drink. And I am afraid that this is actually a dogging event.
So will give it a thought like I said.

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

If he flew to Birmingham or East Midlands, I could very easily drive him to Shitefest 

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

Good point! 

If he flew to Birmingham or East Midlands, I could very easily drive him to Shitefest 

Don't be daft, we'd love you to come.  Direct trains to Shrewsbury from Birmingham airport too.

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

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My friend sent me this, saying -
'It's a bit like rehoming a rescue cat. I don't think I could take on the responsibility of this and give it a good home.'
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Yes! That nice feeling when for the first time in your life, you are the target audience!

For any other introverts out there who don't generally enjoy mixing with large groups and are wondering whether or not to come...
DO! Whether it's at Shitefest, FoD, FoTU or Rustival I've found meeting other shiters really relaxing and enjoyable. It's that feeling of, "Ah, I can relax, I'm with my people" that makes their company easy.

Could you make it @Dyslexic Viking? I'm sure between us someone could pick you up from the airport and I could lend you some camping gear. Flights start from about £130.

My experience of shite meets concurs with this opinion.  

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

I disagree. I think you're exactly the type of person who would be very welcome
 
However, I don't want to put pressure on you. You have no obligation to attend 🙂

You should definitely attend a Shropshire Shitefest. Shropshire is a lovely county