camryv6

Could this be the worst after marker front bumper ever fitted to a car?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256458707040?

Which cost more to buy the Shadow or the Escort ?

Which cost more to buy the Shadow or the Escort ?

my bet is on the Escort.

No, but definitely will be known to the Police.

For 4 grand you could buy both mine and @GeordieInExile's Citroen C6's. 
The most reliable C6 is 2 C6's. 

Another vote for a Jaguar xf, but has to be the 2.2 diesel, for less* worry

The awkward silence after they opened the boot to find he had forgotten to pack the picnic basket.

'I'll nod my head and you hit it'.

Warm happy place , warm happy place .

@Kiltox and @cort16 to the angry phone, please.

I mean it is nice but not sure i could maintain an erection over it !

Dirty bastard

Crickey blimey this is cool asf
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196318597700?itmmeta=01HT5H09GQAYV7A2VKBG360M9S&hash=item2db5801244:g:8FIAAOSw8zVmBC4M

*incoherent excited yelling and pointing*

*image stabilisation has no power over my excitement*

TWELVE YEARS I've been waiting for this to happen!  An Ambassador encountered totally randomly in the wild.  Mike, the owner of the Ambassador, was so surprised to see the Princess as he was leaving and I was arriving that he turned around and came back specifically to say hello.
 
I am inordinately excited and I refuse to contain myself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13241783/Kind-hearted-woman-nurses-stricken-baby-hedgehog-overnight-discover-fluffy-hat-bobble-took-animal-hospital.html
 
specsavers ?

Personally i would of put the hubcap on after lowering the jack, just in case of pushing the car off the jack 

He should of got her to change the wheel ?

Wait what

Pierburg carb, hateful thing !

Number plates look legit


 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266718522078?

I mean it is nice but not sure i could maintain an erection over it !