Being a ballboy is Hazard-ous. Grump: I'm very pissed off about one of my "students" (I'm teaching a bunch of NICS middle management how to use a new Quality Monitoring software system). The individual in question is consistently late, farts about with his mobile when I'm talking, complains about everything and appears to be the world's only surviving brain donor. I've "had a word" with him, but he takes no notice. It's in my remit to boot the cunt off the course, but it's annoying me more that it's pissing me off so much, and I don't understand why. An old friend more or less begged me to deliver this course, but notwithstanding that or the wedge, I am NEVER doing one of these for the Civil Service ever again.