Maurice Marina

No licence for it, no use for it WANT WANT WANT
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ERF-C-SERIES-4X2-TRACTOR-UNIT-WITH-SLEEPER-CAB-CUMMINS-350-14ltr-BIG-CAM/324104266565?hash=item4b761ea345:g:J1IAAOSwqohebjPx
 
Pre-speed limiter (was that circa 1988?) too, so it'd be a bit of a laugh baiting all the rigger boot shiny Swedish piss palace brigade.

C’est le voiture de M. Steursky et M. L’eutche, les detectives francaise. Les deux hommes frappe moi dans le tete, avec le baton. C’est vrai! 

Meanwhile on Facebook.......

Use a bus.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Ape-50-TL2T-fantastic-unmolested-original-condition-the-ultimate-barn-find/114146498630?hash=item1a93a95846:g:PskAAOSwJedeaTgn

South Shields lass then

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/d/oak-lawn-1970-meyers-manx-sr2-vw/7085406504.html

Doesn’t that just need a brick through the window and torching?
Please.

"Have you seen my dildo?"
"It's on the table where you left it pet"

"Have you seen my dildo?"
"It's on the table where you left it pet"

"Have you seen my dildo?"
"It's on the table where you left it pet"

Tempted to make an offer, I think he is open to those.

I don't know. Let's see all the pictures again though;
 

Why? 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/activ-electric-1970s-vintage-classic-snowmobile/283800401488?hash=item4213d27650:g:E0YAAOSw3dReW3NP
 
 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/223470852143380/

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Lincoln-Continental-Town-Coupe/303497359895?hash=item46a9da3217:g:xaIAAOSwZedeUpff
today's american land yacht in beige it this delightful coupe.


 

I so want this to fuck off the neighbours even more.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREAKING-ROVER-SD1/392506502587?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140131123801%26meid%3Dfaeabb7e378148769bb016f0667dda8b%26pid%3D100168%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202915197957%26itm%3D392506502587%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D5411%26algv%3DItemStripV3%26brand%3DRover&_trksid=p5411.c100168.m2941

Rover SD1 being broken anyone?

BARN FIND YO! If the barn to which you are referring belonged to fucking Spongebob Squarepants.....
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Midget-1500-Project-Barn-Find/174194290849?hash=item288ec9f0a1:g:u7wAAOSwScxeSqD9

Take me out tonight
Where there's a jet wash and a Tesco
And they're near Longsight
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore
 

 
Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
by the traffic lights
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me here
Because it's not my home, it's the
junction, and I'm welcome no more
 

 
And if that bird from by the till
calls the old fucking bill
To get put back in side
is not such a heavenly way to die
 

 
 
 
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills  My Toyota Auris
To die near Moss Side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
 

 
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-TOYOTA-AURIS-Tr-Vvt-I-Petrol-37-000-MILES-low-CAT-S-WRIGHT-OFF-cheap-fix/264648132457?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225114%26meid%3De5d2b40a989f46078deffe6831014be4%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D264648132457%26itm%3D264648132457%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ab36fb4c4-58c7-11ea-8d97-74dbd1807526|parentrq%3A82ce6f921700a9cce0249a19fff699d6|iid%3A1

This looks bonny, I do like the knuckle duster bonnet mascot.

However it reminds me of this.
 
 Put it in H!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-regal-mk6-1961-750cc-sidevalve/313009978373?hash=item48e0d93c05:g:Rq8AAOSwYABeVTc6

I so want this to fuck off the neighbours even more.

This must be the greatest way ever to sell your LDV
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-Bay-Window-South-African-bus-camper-Campervan-microbus-type-2-UK-registered/283794069226?hash=item421371d6ea:g:C4oAAOSwEGVd0Z1Q
 
There's a list of 'things that need to be done' and sadly 'crushing the fucking shit out of it' isn't one of them.

Not sure what’s more frightening: the fact they made Corgi Probes or the fingers?! https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F233497605185