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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from 5speedracer in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from mercedade in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from warren t claim in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    They were cheap at launch to move some, typical uber material
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    big_al_granvia reacted to warren t claim in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Actually you may be right. MOT tested at new only means that it's been a taxi all of its life.
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from Tenmil Socket in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from EspenO in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from GrumpiusMaximus in Taxi Drivers Past and Present - Any Stories To Share; funny, interesting, scary etc.?   
    Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
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    big_al_granvia reacted to cort16 in Bargain Basement Bucket List Big Cat - Water Pumplava! (14/03/24)   
    A 1980 experience? White dog shit and casual racism.
    You must be going to Coatbridge? 
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    big_al_granvia reacted to yes oui si in Yes Oui Shite, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum   
    No idea, bud. Someone offered me silly money for it and I said yes. 
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from yes oui si in Yes Oui Shite, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum   
    Great to see you driving again, I assume our old Merc for bridged
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    big_al_granvia reacted to RetroShite in Retroshite   
    How about instead of any interactions with me you just fuck off? I'm not interested.
     
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    big_al_granvia reacted to RetroShite in Retroshite   
    Get yourself to fuck.
    I'm no saint but it goes both ways. How about you ask your Mrs to stop greeting every time I buy a car on here. 
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    big_al_granvia reacted to vibies in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Long MOT - just needs the engine popped back in

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    big_al_granvia reacted to dome in New car day   
    They've done a good job getting the stickers off
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Noel Tidybeard in New car day   
    **anorak mode activated**
    headlight washers means EX spec
    alcantara
    hid lights
    sat nag? shout if you need/want later disc
     
    p.s 4 yes 4, count them, zorst pipes 😁
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Flat4 in New car day   
    First collection of the day ticked off 😁😁😁 


    And I am very pleased with our new fleet member! I am surprisingly comfortable with it already and it handles very nicely for what I had been warned was "an car." That, however, is exactly what we need with the various misdemeanours occurring with the rest of the fleet. We had the previous generation of Civic in Type S, 2ltr petrol flavour so I'm looking forward to getting to know a spaceship 2.2 diesel 😊
    Massive thank you to @Tickman for being an amazing seller once again and hanging on to this lovely machine until we could get our ducks in a row to bring it on board. Also very grateful for the half way delivery! Made life much easier.
    So, now I have wheels, it's onwards to the next collection 😊
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Jim Bell in New car day   
    I think it's the Piaggio Ape. 
    Excellent mpg and free coffee. 
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from sdkrc in New car day   
    That narrows it down considering we have had a merc, bmw, nissqn, honda, saab, ford, proton
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Flat4 in New car day   
    Your shitey-sense is correct! 😆It is something we've had before tho, sort of.
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    big_al_granvia reacted to sdkrc in New car day   
    Chodspeed. My shitey-sense is telling me that this one isn't a Volvo or a Subaru.
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Cheezey in New car day   
    Whenever I see one of those stickers I always imagine someone on the train all raging with an electric fire under their arm.
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    big_al_granvia reacted to Flat4 in New car day   
    Breakfast 

    Cheap Philadelphia on toast.
    Weapon of choice for our first leg. 

    Al's fallen out with the Volvo after it's shenanigans yesterday, so Paddy it is 😆
     
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from rainagain in AnnoyingPentium's *an Vectra*: Back oan eh road   
    Please do this wrap on it, a tribute to the legend that is John Cleland

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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from Matty in AnnoyingPentium's *an Vectra*: Back oan eh road   
    You know mate I could be sarcastic about selling double glazing, or Windows 95 conferences but your so into this motor and you have saved a car that most wouldnt. So gawn yersel, you got a mix tape from the metro, give it large to q-tex and ttf...(Ask your mum)
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    big_al_granvia got a reaction from primeradoner in Mally's Stock Cars, Bikes,Life, and Yaris happenings.   
    Boy did well,3rd in whites and yellows. Well done
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