big_al_granvia

Triple shifted uber??

Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent

Looks like usual fails, mega miles tho

Great to see you driving again, I assume our old Merc for bridged

And here was me being nice, hope your next jobby is a hedgehog

Just play fair on here, don't hoover up the decent chod like a junky does smack with a stolen bank card. I know you were in a bad place but you were ducking out of order to a few lads on here. Take it easy bigyin

Just noticed odd number of spikes in wheels,like paint looks flat, dislike

Will answer that once I try it, I'm 6'4" and a fat bugger

I like it, iirc it was this civic bodyshell that took Gordon shedden to his 1st btcc title

That narrows it down considering we have had a merc, bmw, nissqn, honda, saab, ford, proton

To be fair a bit of rust on a jub could give the impression that it is tight. Go round them all and check,

Boy did well,3rd in whites and yellows. Well done

You in Scotland jmotor?? Could star radiators in govan not overhaul/rebuild that matrix

They might send you to Ayrshire lol

You know mate I could be sarcastic about selling double glazing, or Windows 95 conferences but your so into this motor and you have saved a car that most wouldnt. So gawn yersel, you got a mix tape from the metro, give it large to q-tex and ttf...(Ask your mum)

And meanwhile paddy the 98 corolla just keeps on going. St jude, you built a great car mate

Err you went out for milk and came back with 2pet rats, and no bloody milk.

Sprints and hillclimbs, wild guess is it a force or mallo

Put me down for a West sound sticker. Ask your mum or grandfather about the legendary d j from Patna, the late Lou grant

Proper fanny magnet that, you will be fighting off the babes fae dalmellington, has it got isofix points for baby seats???

Please do this wrap on it, a tribute to the legend that is John Cleland

Got him on facey

did lewis bin it??

Netti reckons ssangyong rexton

Ginetta g40, dome would probably just about fit