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dozeydustman got a reaction from Coprolalia in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter
I was going to view a 9-5 estate local to me before I bought the 9-3 last week.
Messaged the seller to say I wouldn’t be coming as had bought another car, got a reply of ‘£950 tonight mate’.
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dozeydustman reacted to Jim Bell in Shitting in the shallow end.... Ssang your Yyong
I received a reply while idly picking my nose, which is one of those details that I probably shouldn't have mentioned.
"Good evening. Yes the car is still available. There has been no interest because nobody likes them."
This was very unexpected.
After wiping my current haul of nose gold onto a piece of kitchen roll, which was then thrown into the bin which was almost sixteen feet away ON MY FIRST TRY, I sent a prompt and polite response.
"Well fuck everyone else in the world that isn't me and you mate, I think it's lovely. If you can get an MOT on it, I'd be happy to buy it."
And so to today.
Had a terrible dream where the pope was watching me have a poo. Can only get better from here.
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dozeydustman reacted to ruffgeezer in ***** AUTOSHITE DEALERSHIP STICKER ORDER THREAD ***** LAST OF THE PREVIOUS BATCH @ £1.75 EACH 29.04.22
2 @dozeydustman
6 @95 quid Peugeot
2 @Harriytait
Will send pms out later on.
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dozeydustman got a reaction from richbraith in Someone left a Cavalier outside my house...
I can certainly think of worse things to be left on your driveway.
What a lovely old beast
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