dozeydustman

I’ve noticed it’s that time of year when the great unwashed turns into an even bigger bunch of arseholes than normal.
Had to go shopping this morning. Tesco. I know exactly what I wanted and which aisles etc. I hate shopping at the best of times, I wouldn’t normally go at 11am on a Sunday but needs must.
People barging each other to get to the seasonal tat, some old biddy moved my trolley (and nearly ended up with me putting the jar of Branston I’d picked up on her head) just so she could grab the mingebag brand of pickle on a lower shelf. Then some twatbag bumped his trolley into my car putting a scratch in the paintwork, not even an apology. He then got in a BMW X thing, which probably sums his personality up to a tee.
Do people not say “excuse me”, or “would you mind passing me one of those” any more?

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Much excite. I even get a free kazoo!

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

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Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Much excite. I even get a free kazoo!

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Uptons of Bassett in Winchester Road, by the roundabout with Hill Lane. They also do a good full English for about a tenner and being a butchers they don't have wishy washy stuff like beans or tomatoes. Two eggs, decent bit of toast and the rest is all meat. Can recommend. 

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

I just feel run down and mildly flu-ey. Though it does feel like my head is being squeezed by an engineering vice.
Wife is really ill, she was last time she got it. I work with the general public, she works at a university so both high chances of getting infected

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Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

A database I regularly use at work has comprehensively shat itself and is just giving me pages and pages of code.  I don't really understand any of it, but there appears to be a sex offender involved somewhere along the line.

Had a lovely day with my parents at the Weald & Downland museum then a night out with the mrs watch I’m sorry I haven’t a clue at the Brighton Dome. Both felt like absolute shit after.
This morning:

Both of us. 3rd time for me, 2nd for the mrs.
 
Arsebiscuits.

Much excite. I even get a free kazoo!

Much excite. I even get a free kazoo!