GrumpiusMaximus

The smiley faces make me want to scream.

If we put our bins out early three times, does @sierraman suddenly appear like a shit Beetlejuice?

@LightBulbFun I spotted an Invacar (or AC Model 70) in Chartham Hatch (just outside Canterbury) this evening. Parked at a house that has a significant car collection. It was too dark to make out any details I'm afraid but it looked like it was missing headlights. Couldn't make out the registration but I'll try next time I go past. Body looked like it was in very good condition.

#binfluencer

Less so than if I turned up in my Golf. Which is currently missing its badge as it fell off.

Entirely fair enough. It would do the same to me. I did say it was shit! I ended up with a similar gap via-a-vis teaching. Best of luck!

There are companies that are looking for remote staff to answer phones for other companies… outsourcing and message taking, etc. Job is shit but one I know in particular will take just about anyone..

I’m at the grand opening of World of Volvo in Gothenburg…

But is the jumper the same on the other side?

And if it was, there's no way that said person wouldn't be a serial killer by now.

Found my dream house and one of the most amazing sights in Europe!

If you missed the early 1980s, you can relive it without the infinite energy required for a Time Machine by simply getting on an express train from Gothenburg to Stockholm. These seats are fabulous. And very comfortable, even for my 21-Stone, 6’2’’ hulking mass.

Carb loading.

The bloke on the can has a big tool at least.

Highest tax burden since? What was it? 1948? The party of low taxes, apparently? The Conservatives are a complete and utter shower and you know it just as well as anybody.

When all the cars lined up properly, did they disappear into thin air?

Who has been in government for the last fourteen years?

It has always been my ambition to learn the bagpipes. Now I can live vicariously through @jakebullet

It would be very funny if CND calls the Police for trespass, especially as criminal trespass only applies in very specific circumstances. And this isn't one of them. Would love to see her head explode at that one...

Well if turkeys keep voting for Christmas, expect to be carved up.

Quite a bit of persecution complex going on in this thread. Me9, have you considered beta blockers?

Big Rover fucks Irishman in findom's garage.

200 for my ancient Golf and 20 for the Bini. I'm fine with that...

There's definitely a good argument to say that MPs are underpaid for their responsibility and paying them more but banning them from third-party activity would significantly improve our democracy. An MPs salary is the same as our household income which, whilst significant, doesn't strike me as excessive given what they are expected to do.