MikeR

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1850338/average-penis-size-doctor-advice mentions shoe sizes , but no mention of car bonnets .....

Today I found out my mains tester screwdriver no longer works ... Don't worry I am still here ....

Some rite good answers to Blackpool tower fire .... We didn't start the fire It was orange netting that the rain's been wetting We didn't start the fire But the wind has caught it, so the press report it

if theres one company you would send the vultures after for compo .. Hackers steal details of nearly 1,000 drivers after RingGo parking app-owner is hit by cyber attack - with data including names, mobile numbers, addresses, emails and parts of credit card numbers all swiped (msn.com) you certainly would .. and double the fine after a fortnight

you been watching the film Two Hands ? the scrabble scene

I don't really see the point of the defibs , by the time it's noticed you have dropped , someone's found a defib , the door code and set it up , your gone , and if you are brought back you are in a state , ffs even the one at work was kept in a locked office so it was not avb after hours ...!!

somebodies arse will be venting like crazy , just been to Tesco , I went to pay on the self service till , and sticking out of the machine was a bank card .... not the best thing to lose a few days before xmas .. anyway its safe with the staff ... must be a sign that everyone is starting to go crazy before xmas ..

Home today , the lake District lives up to it's reputation for rain .... Even the dog is happy to just look out of the window ..

Wtf ...... Electric car charging station refused over crime and sex work fears https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12874431/electric-car-charging-station-rejected-hotspot-crime-sex-work.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

Have a look for the makeitworkshop in Southport , I think they have a lot of stuff on eBay ..

Eat in I tapped and got a take out bag , with a eat in sticker on it ...

Had a nosey in the phone graveyard today ... I

we had a power outage tonight , just as we were finishing cooking tea ... we had to get the gas kettle out !!

We noticed Santa could not get his arse down the chimney because of the back boiler ... With this in mind we whipped it out , along with the water heater , plumbed in a new combi and for good measure the old cooker as well to cook his mince pies on a new cooker .. Fixed some pipes and floorboards And now all is well

GTA , Ronnie Pickering in the mail ! The legendary viral gems that could fit in a Grand Theft Auto UK https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12832815/grand-theft-auto-britain-version-uk-viral-sensations.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

It's going in ...

Joy of Xmas shopping .. Waiting for more bags of stuff ..

Again I trapped another mouse a few weeks back , checked the usual garage spot today and behold a nest , left some more night time snacks for the occupant ...

After looking around for external white paint for ages and letting the job slip .... I noticed this today .... on the side of the tin !!

The shower in the gym was great last night !

Michelin one for the C1 front from Lidl for a fiver and it's doing better than the last Bosch , however the rivets are looking rusty .. Rear wiper is a 13 inch halfrauds bog std one which is working fine so far compared to the last Bosch one ... A tenner . However we have not had the blistering summer sun yet , be interesting to see if they go off then ....

Anti grump .... It appears I can have a freebie new boiler 👍 Survey next week ....

Playing with the drill bits gets the uni thermocouple to go on the jet end ( non working spares used ) , but the tap end is missing a suitable nut ,, perhaps cut a slot in the existing nut and reuse it , unless the plumber has one on his dash ? At least it would keep us going till the new boiler went in ...

One new bulb has fubared already . I see more cuts and blood loss in the near future ..

I will need to strip it out , but the uni probe would not fit/slide into the too small holder , and the orig connection nut is a strange size , it uses a 8mm spanner thou ?? . Tried heating probe tip tonight with a oven lighter but no response .. I do have a non working spare gas tap to work on for trying the fit .