Timewaster

There’s interesting cars from after 1990 for sure but I think it’s the people at these car shows
Ford Enthusiast - Has the Ford Motorsport jacket, always goes ‘shame it’s not a 2.8’ or whatever when someone has brought a lovely old 2.0 GL out.
MGB Man - always farting about with something and never washes his hands properly, constantly ingrained with EP90. Knows exactly how many rivets a 1967 Roadster should have on the top hat something or other
Family Bullshitter - Cannot help himself with quoting an absolute horseshit fact like ‘The police actually still have over a 100 unregistered Rover SD1 as part of a strategic reserve for when electric cars come along’
My A3 would piss all over that - We know that a 1983 Capri wouldn’t win a raffle, it doesn’t renew it completely pointless against your A3.
The liar - Furtively looks at something then interrupts mid conversation with some shite about how his dad had a Mondeo Cosworth, Ford only made one of them and what with his dad stacking shelves in Fine Fair, he was chosen to test drive it. It had 426 horsepower and he did 185mph on the Dymchurch bypass with it. It’s in his dads lock up and he takes it out at night when nobody can see it. And it would piss all over your fucking Tesla on a race! 

Heather Mills early work?

Heather Mills early work?

Heather Mills early work?

Heather Mills early work?

I saw a YT video yesterday on Suzuki SJ410s (stick with me, I'll get to the point eventually).
They pointed out that at the time the SJ ride was seen as appalling but "now everything is an SUV and hard riding, it doesn't seem so bad".
The 405 was definitely from the peak car era.
Enough tech and electronics to make it start every morning, but not so much that you need a PC to work on it. 
Enough pace, good handling and  comfort and rustproofed.
@matty is spot on.

Don't. 
He will try cabbing one of those next.

Don't. 
He will try cabbing one of those next.

That's one for @danthecapriman!

Ah the Sherpa brochure using the latest technology to invisible update the photographed round lights to square.
 
British Leyland Photoshop:

Not car related but I got my self a fiancée. 

Ah the Sherpa brochure using the latest technology to invisible update the photographed round lights to square.
 
British Leyland Photoshop:

Instruments that light up without you turning the headlights on, brilliant for letting you drive at night having forgotten to turn your lights on
 

Very appropriate!

BODGE

@Rocket88 well played sir.

Errr….. this

Well here we are now, all the lads ..
 

 
all LPG'd up and homeward bound 

It didn't have a red nose did it?
🦌

Well today brought a new discovery.
I had to reluctantly throw away a big greedy slice of apple pie because the custard tasted like paint.
Turned out to be Ambrosia "lighter" custard that is low sugar and full of bloody sweetener.
Low sugar custard. WTF?!
Who would want that?
I realise I am part of a small minority that can taste aspartame but it is absolutely horrible and is turning up in more and more stuff.

My mate from school got got in touch with his estranged father a few years ago. Doing a bit of ancestry, he discovered that his grandfather was a formula 1 driver in the 50s.
Wow, what a claim to fame.
On further investigation, although he raced in several formulas around the world, he was not particularly successful and his F1 career amounted to 2 DNFs.

My mate from school got got in touch with his estranged father a few years ago. Doing a bit of ancestry, he discovered that his grandfather was a formula 1 driver in the 50s.
Wow, what a claim to fame.
On further investigation, although he raced in several formulas around the world, he was not particularly successful and his F1 career amounted to 2 DNFs.

It didn't have a red nose did it?
🦌

It didn't have a red nose did it?
🦌

A friend had constant diarrhea for months, even ended up in hospital with a camera up his butt. Couldn't find a cause.
Then he stopped drinking diet coke and the problem went away after a couple of days.
This must have been 25 years ago.