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    Timewaster got a reaction from Coprolalia in The grumpy thread   
    Driving past Tesco and its enormous queue before it had even opened, I had a daydream about a team of volunteers, stood down from their day job to help shops deal with complaints and poor behaviour. 
    I would love to man a customer service desk. 
    "Tesco takes your complaint seriously,  however, they have better things to do so I am here to tell you that you are an entitled whinging cunt and twats like you are the reason there aren't any fucking baked beans so why don't you fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off some more. 
    Next!" 
     
    Others could take a more pro active, punching twats who can't behave like civilised humans approach. 
     
    Oh well, I can dream. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from Coprolalia in The grumpy thread   
    Mrs went to the pharmacy to get her fathers prescription this morning. 
    45 minute wait, fair enough if they are busy. 
    Old fella at the front of the queue was having a proper rant at the pharmacist as his prescription included paracetamol which they didn't have. 
    He just kept shouting "It's on my prescription - I'm ENTITLED to it. I'M ENTITLED!!" 
    Apparently the pharmacist repeatedly apologising and telling him they didn't have any was not acceptable, he just shouted it again. 
     
    Just a reminder that not all old people are frail vulnerable lovely old worthers original suckers. 
    Some are just twats that have been alive a long time. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from Rovorsche in The grumpy thread   
    Bad news about the situation, but a genuine tea spit moment at the description! 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from clayts450 in The grumpy thread   
    Bad news about the situation, but a genuine tea spit moment at the description! 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from outlaw118 in The grumpy thread   
    Bad news about the situation, but a genuine tea spit moment at the description! 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from stonedagain in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I would certainly keep at least 2 meters away from that. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from myglaren in The grumpy thread   
    Bad news about the situation, but a genuine tea spit moment at the description! 
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    Timewaster reacted to outlaw118 in The grumpy thread   
    Outlaw_Junior (stepson) is in the midst of moving.
    A couple of weeks ago, repossession papers were served at his rented flat; he's only been there 6 months, and it was muggins here that did most of the moving, his "dad" did fuck all, and his sister spent an afternoon putting a wardrobe together.
    He rang his landlady and she promised that it was dealt with, a big mistake, blah blah. 
    On Friday, some "recovery agents" knocked looking for her. They wouldn't disclose who they were working for, and it took ages for them to be convinced that she wasn't either living with him, or hiding in a cupboard.
    So, after being told by his employer his job is in jeopardy, he's decided enough is enough, and has bought himself a caravan and is going to live in that.
    So, 3 guesses who's doing the move with him?
    Yep.
    His "dad" is too busy self isolating, and his sister and partner have decided they need to visit partner's relatives in Loughborough for a fortnight.
    So according to the media, me and him are going to be fined, arrested, thrown in jail and tiger-bummed,for doing "unesassary travel" all because his fucking landlady believes it's OK not to pay bills.
    Pisswhistling spunkweaver.
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    Timewaster got a reaction from HairySteve in The grumpy thread   
    Well, a long as we are still alive to moan about it then it won't be all bad. 
     
     
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    Timewaster reacted to Cavcraft in The grumpy thread   
    Absolutely, plus of course it'll be a good excuse not to build the 40 new hospitals that they weren't going to build anyway. We'll just be expected to deal with it as employers tell us there's no money for a rise, fuck peoples hours about and the end of the zero hours contracts is even further away.
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    Timewaster reacted to sdkrc in The grumpy thread   
    I think I'm the only person who thought the NHS clap was lame. I'm very anti-planned-clapping out the window. The Italian one was novel and more spontaneous. This one was contrived.
    I'm very pro actually paying competitive wages for NHS, ditching shitty parking charges and shitty paperwork where they're forced to waste time. I'd gladly pay more tax to make this happen. Practical thanks rather than a token gesture. 
    Saying this, I also don't like birthday cards so maybe I'm just a grumpy shite.
    I assume a lot of people clapping out the window are also the same people collecting in parks, making unnecessary trips and flouting the isolation rules.
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    Timewaster got a reaction from myglaren in The grumpy thread   
    This clap for the NHS thing this evening. 
     
    I am all for the NHS and massive respect for everyone who works in health care especially now. 
     
    But what  IS the point in me clapping on the doorstep 30 miles from the hospital, and 2 miles from the heath centre, which is closed? 
    I know people want to do something, but this is pointless. May as well shout down the toilet. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from twosmoke300 in The grumpy thread   
    Well, a long as we are still alive to moan about it then it won't be all bad. 
     
     
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    Timewaster got a reaction from sdkrc in The grumpy thread   
    This clap for the NHS thing this evening. 
     
    I am all for the NHS and massive respect for everyone who works in health care especially now. 
     
    But what  IS the point in me clapping on the doorstep 30 miles from the hospital, and 2 miles from the heath centre, which is closed? 
    I know people want to do something, but this is pointless. May as well shout down the toilet. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from Spiny Norman in The grumpy thread   
    Well, a long as we are still alive to moan about it then it won't be all bad. 
     
     
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    Timewaster reacted to omegod in The grumpy thread   
    I am NHS and agree completely, I'd rather people just stayed at home isolated instead of poncing around in Lycra, I was working my arse off sorting shit out and the park opposite the clinic was like a scene from Miami fucking beach, they really don't realise what shit is about to go down.  
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    Timewaster reacted to Muniphobia in The grumpy thread   
    I live near a private hospital, does that mean that I have to rattle some jewelery instead?
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    Timewaster reacted to inconsistant in The grumpy thread   
    Massive respect to all who contribute to NHS services obvs but I think this more about the way extroverts and busybodies deal with isolation and lack of attention.
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    Timewaster got a reaction from chadders in The grumpy thread   
    This clap for the NHS thing this evening. 
     
    I am all for the NHS and massive respect for everyone who works in health care especially now. 
     
    But what  IS the point in me clapping on the doorstep 30 miles from the hospital, and 2 miles from the heath centre, which is closed? 
    I know people want to do something, but this is pointless. May as well shout down the toilet. 
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    Timewaster reacted to Tamworthbay in The grumpy thread   
    Twats who pay themselves by dividend to avoid tax are up in arms that they aren’t eligible for help under the new scheme. They have been milking a system for years and not contributing to society but now expect those of us who play the game to bail them out. FRO and close the door behind you.
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    Timewaster got a reaction from twosmoke300 in The grumpy thread   
    Driving past Tesco and its enormous queue before it had even opened, I had a daydream about a team of volunteers, stood down from their day job to help shops deal with complaints and poor behaviour. 
    I would love to man a customer service desk. 
    "Tesco takes your complaint seriously,  however, they have better things to do so I am here to tell you that you are an entitled whinging cunt and twats like you are the reason there aren't any fucking baked beans so why don't you fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off some more. 
    Next!" 
     
    Others could take a more pro active, punching twats who can't behave like civilised humans approach. 
     
    Oh well, I can dream. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from Talbot in Irony in the AS world   
    Almost every caravan and camper van ever produced. 
    Pioneer, adventurer, Swift, Ace, Diplomat, Sahara.... 
     
    Should be : Damp, Mildew, Layby, Piss bucket, Cleethorpes, deckchair, powdered milk. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from catsinthewelder in Irony in the AS world   
    Almost every caravan and camper van ever produced. 
    Pioneer, adventurer, Swift, Ace, Diplomat, Sahara.... 
     
    Should be : Damp, Mildew, Layby, Piss bucket, Cleethorpes, deckchair, powdered milk. 
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    Timewaster got a reaction from Lord Sterling in The grumpy thread   
    Driving past Tesco and its enormous queue before it had even opened, I had a daydream about a team of volunteers, stood down from their day job to help shops deal with complaints and poor behaviour. 
    I would love to man a customer service desk. 
    "Tesco takes your complaint seriously,  however, they have better things to do so I am here to tell you that you are an entitled whinging cunt and twats like you are the reason there aren't any fucking baked beans so why don't you fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off some more. 
    Next!" 
     
    Others could take a more pro active, punching twats who can't behave like civilised humans approach. 
     
    Oh well, I can dream. 
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