stonedagain

It's time something was done about the traveller problem
That'll be 83 families that are heartbroken , they don't care they've stolen a family pet and broken a child's heart
Some were found at a different site a few weeks ago with the ID chips removed , probably with a non sterile knife and no anaesthetic
 
It's treated the same as theft of a bike but it's not , proper boils my piss 

Short of genocide, there's nothing you can do.
Fancy inviting the Chinese in to do a Xinjiang?

Time to start randomly deleting 'junk' yourself. 

Fucking speed cameras.
I haven't had a ticket for 40 years, i do drive like miss daisy, and averaged 20-40k miles a year over the 40 years.
Done 3 times in the last week ffs

Do yourself and your sister a massive favour and take the chest of drawers back to where it was, and leave it there in bits.  She will learn not to take you for a fool. 
Or do nothing and let your relationship end really badly at some point in the future. 

Sister has moved back to live with us due to selling her flat (long story involved which I won't go into here).  There are a lot of rants I could have about this, but tonight especially fucked me off.  

She wanted a big chest of drawers moving from her flat to our house.  I fold my seats down, go over to the flat, dismantle the chest of drawers with help from her BF, load it all into my car and put the drawers back in place for the journey, drive it back to ours, take out the drawers and lay them out in the correct order in the bedroom, haul the main unit up the stairs on my own, locate all seven large drawers back on their runners on my own, cut my arm on one of the runners, screw it all into place, and balance it so the drawers don't fall open as it's tilting slightly forward on the carpet.

Did I get a word of thanks?  Did she even look at or acknowledge what I'd done?  Did she fuck.  And the only response when I tried to talk to her later in the evening was "I'm tired, fuck off".

It's a mental meltdown, but she's fine with everyone else. 

It got worse about 3 hours ago.  For fucxks sake.  Screaming at me to leave. 
I'm like a rabbit in the headlights of a lamping party.  

I went into my local MM to get bits to kit out a new van for work, first time I get "have you shopped with us before sir?  Can I take your postcode?" 
(Incidentally I bloody hate that too and have been known to say NO just to check the reaction). 
I went back an hour later, each time I was the only customer in the place. 
Same guy: "Have you shopped with us before Sir, can I take your postcode?" 
*rolls eyes*
I was spending a fair amount of money each time too. 
I went a third time the same morning... 
"Have you shopped with us before sir?" 
 
"Are you fucking kidding?!" 
"Oh, sorry sir......"
I'm not the most distinctive bloke in the world but FFS. 

My uncle Tony was admitted to hospital yesterday morning, just got call today that he died at 9:30.
Well, that blows.
 
Phil

The new tyres are certainly grippy!

I'd never drive a classic Mini nowadays, they're just not safe. 
*eats donut while waiting in KFC drive through*
I mean, do you see how thin those doors are? Imagine you get hit by a truck! Not safe at all.
*vape runs out of home made 24mg nicotine juice, lights cigarette with the heating coil*
And they're so small other cars don't even see them.
*loops rope around door handle for auto erotic asphyxiation*
Maybe they were okay in the 60s but not safe at all now. 

I always fancied one of those Minis with the carbon fibre shell. Although I expect even a carbon fibre Mini would still have a bloody good go at corroding somehow.

As already mentioned,check for rust between the number plates.The rubber suspension cones(the 'springs') collapse over time esp on the front.Service life was 7-10 years and often people don't change them.I ve seen many sitting on the bump stops.And if you're doing anything more than checking levels,take the bonnet off. That safety catch is a vicious bastard.

Have you tried rolling it in glitter? 

Cut it up with a saw. Leave in loft. 

Horsham Council £20 +£14 per item up to 8 items, flytipping is a booming business round here now. Tip is closed 2 days a week even though thousands of new houses just been built... End of the month they go to a book an appointment to tip system.. 3 weeks minimum in advance... 

Ordered a new sump for my ignis over a week ago from poland since it was £70 with postage as opposed to £140 for a new one in the uk or £90 for a rusty second hand one.
It has now sat for a week in a UPS warehouse in poland „due to a brexit related disruption“ despite having cleared customs at the beginning of the week...
wouldnt have been so bad if the MOT wasnt booked for tomorrow...

In a way, it looks like you've realised what it means to be a woman. 

Sky boxes, rubbish!! I use a Freesat box. With fast forward set to 4 mins to skip ads! Can download to an ext hard drive if I want to keep a prog.

Vans for Sale UK Facebook group - the members on there are brutal...

If Harry and Meghan were to separate, which of them would be East Sussex and which would be West Sussex? 🤔

Now you just have to dispose of the bodies

Dickhead neighbours are GONE.