stonedagain

I've got bottles of old coolant I've had in my garage for years not sure what I'm meant to do with it either.  My dump recently told me they'd stopped taking paint and I was to fill the tubs with sand and once it had gone hard I could put it in the bin. And they wonder why people are fly tipping.

Is the local arsonist at a bit of a loose end?

No need to pray , I can confirm I'll never be changing a starter 

Eddy, if you like two women having fun together, I've got some cracking stuff on Betamax for you.

I get easily distracted by clickbaity news stories appearing in my feed, especially the MSN comments section. Found this gem commenting on an article about rising sea levels this morning;
by John Grimley (for it is he)
 

Fuck me , ex navy , what was he in charge of , making sure nobody pulled the big bung in the bottom of the hull 
A guy I worked with came to work , asked the maintenance guy to have a look at his car because the oil light wouldn't go out 
First thing to check , oil level , only he couldn't get a reading 
Have you put oil in it 
Yes but it didn't go out 
It was full , and I mean 5 litres over the top of the dipstick

Hydro gas escaped. Had a labrador like that.

That's where my Dad used to keep his porn stash... until 9yo me found it, whooops!

Amazing service from our wonderful NHS again, finally back home after a rough couple of weeks but cannot speak highly enough of every member of staff at Burton hospital. Fuck clapping, they need 10% minimum.

The charging connector in my phone has broken. So I've had to spend some money.
Cock.
 
And I've just realised I've posted this in the wrong thread. Even better.

A sordid tale of horse cruelty; no-one cares about dobbin taking one for the team.

Just found this in my late parents record collection 
Probably not as popular as it once was

Someone doesn't like pineapples. Recovery truck's reg is VW 10SER

The secret is to remove the word "off"...

Looks like I re-fitted the osr sensor rod back on upside down 🤦‍♂️
all working ok now, oh what a fool i am, man card officially revoked 

That's standard with Royal Mail or Parcel Force here.  It drives me spare.
Today's grump...
Hmm...why can I smell burning electronics in the kitchen?
Ah... that'll be it.

Crappy sockets strike again.

They're all getting replaced now as this is the second time I've had one melt down on me and another switch randomly stopped switching off about two years ago.

FFS, when will they learn. If it works, DON'T BREAK IT! (RIP Windows 7)

Post ad on gumtree, within 20 seconds had a call from a nice young man in the Philippines about 'the minor accident I may have had in the last two years'.  They must have software that constantly scans the internet for phone numbers and distributes them to scammers.
I told him it wasn't an accident and I meant to run the bastard over.

You could have just left it at that tbh.  We would have understood.

A gigantic moth that shits pound coins? and you LET IT GO?
😁😲😁

there are times when i kinda think i've missed out on marriage and kids.
especially now i'm hitting middle age and the few friends i have who did all that their kiddies are now going off to university and leaving home, it brings it home to me that i have sorta wasted my life.
but by not doing the family thing, which i am certain i would be shit at, cos, well, i'm too self centred, and it does also mean that i haven't properly grown up, as i have not ever needed to!
hence a house with some proper crappy interior decor, and that is full of old trains, toy cars and bits of old motor cars.....

I got married in St Petersburg in the registry office which was situated in a beautiful building overlooking the river.
No expense expended. No dressing up, we took the underground and trolleybus to get there. No family there, i had no idea who the witnesses were that my wife found in the building. Sat down, signed a bit of paper, and hey presto, we were married.
Bus back to our apartment, where later a few of her friends popped round with beer, vodka and Moldovan champagne (which tasted like very heavily sugared cider).
Best wedding day of the three I have had.