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stonedagain reacted to cort16 in The new news 24 thread
I've got bottles of old coolant I've had in my garage for years not sure what I'm meant to do with it either. My dump recently told me they'd stopped taking paint and I was to fill the tubs with sand and once it had gone hard I could put it in the bin. And they wonder why people are fly tipping.
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stonedagain reacted to Tadhg Tiogar in The new news 24 thread
Is the local arsonist at a bit of a loose end?
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stonedagain reacted to Wack in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
No need to pray , I can confirm I'll never be changing a starter
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stonedagain reacted to Sheefag in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Eddy, if you like two women having fun together, I've got some cracking stuff on Betamax for you.
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stonedagain reacted to warch in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
I get easily distracted by clickbaity news stories appearing in my feed, especially the MSN comments section. Found this gem commenting on an article about rising sea levels this morning;
by John Grimley (for it is he)
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stonedagain reacted to Wack in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Fuck me , ex navy , what was he in charge of , making sure nobody pulled the big bung in the bottom of the hull
A guy I worked with came to work , asked the maintenance guy to have a look at his car because the oil light wouldn't go out
First thing to check , oil level , only he couldn't get a reading
Have you put oil in it
Yes but it didn't go out
It was full , and I mean 5 litres over the top of the dipstick
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stonedagain reacted to High Jetter in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Hydro gas escaped. Had a labrador like that.
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stonedagain reacted to Slappy in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
That's where my Dad used to keep his porn stash... until 9yo me found it, whooops!
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stonedagain reacted to Tamworthbay in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Amazing service from our wonderful NHS again, finally back home after a rough couple of weeks but cannot speak highly enough of every member of staff at Burton hospital. Fuck clapping, they need 10% minimum.
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stonedagain reacted to iainrcz in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
The charging connector in my phone has broken. So I've had to spend some money.
Cock.
And I've just realised I've posted this in the wrong thread. Even better.
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stonedagain reacted to somewhatfoolish in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
A sordid tale of horse cruelty; no-one cares about dobbin taking one for the team.
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stonedagain reacted to Wack in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Just found this in my late parents record collection
Probably not as popular as it once was
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stonedagain reacted to jakebullet in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
Someone doesn't like pineapples. Recovery truck's reg is VW 10SER
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stonedagain reacted to goosey in The grumpy thread
Looks like I re-fitted the osr sensor rod back on upside down 🤦♂️
all working ok now, oh what a fool i am, man card officially revoked
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stonedagain reacted to Zelandeth in The grumpy thread
That's standard with Royal Mail or Parcel Force here. It drives me spare.
Today's grump...
Hmm...why can I smell burning electronics in the kitchen?
Ah... that'll be it.
Crappy sockets strike again.
They're all getting replaced now as this is the second time I've had one melt down on me and another switch randomly stopped switching off about two years ago.
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stonedagain reacted to High Jetter in The grumpy thread
FFS, when will they learn. If it works, DON'T BREAK IT! (RIP Windows 7)
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stonedagain reacted to cort1977 in The grumpy thread
Post ad on gumtree, within 20 seconds had a call from a nice young man in the Philippines about 'the minor accident I may have had in the last two years'. They must have software that constantly scans the internet for phone numbers and distributes them to scammers.
I told him it wasn't an accident and I meant to run the bastard over.
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stonedagain reacted to wuvvum in The grumpy thread
You could have just left it at that tbh. We would have understood.
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stonedagain reacted to Stanky in The grumpy thread
A gigantic moth that shits pound coins? and you LET IT GO?
😁😲😁
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stonedagain reacted to MarvinsMom in The grumpy thread
there are times when i kinda think i've missed out on marriage and kids.
especially now i'm hitting middle age and the few friends i have who did all that their kiddies are now going off to university and leaving home, it brings it home to me that i have sorta wasted my life.
but by not doing the family thing, which i am certain i would be shit at, cos, well, i'm too self centred, and it does also mean that i haven't properly grown up, as i have not ever needed to!
hence a house with some proper crappy interior decor, and that is full of old trains, toy cars and bits of old motor cars.....
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stonedagain reacted to Jerzy Woking in The grumpy thread
I got married in St Petersburg in the registry office which was situated in a beautiful building overlooking the river.
No expense expended. No dressing up, we took the underground and trolleybus to get there. No family there, i had no idea who the witnesses were that my wife found in the building. Sat down, signed a bit of paper, and hey presto, we were married.
Bus back to our apartment, where later a few of her friends popped round with beer, vodka and Moldovan champagne (which tasted like very heavily sugared cider).
Best wedding day of the three I have had.