Neil clark
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A mate had a "lady" take a shit in rear of his hackney on floor. Had various offers from ladies and had a few from blokes tbh. Dropped a bloke off in middle of field in freezing weather because he wudnt give me his address Because "you never know" he gave me £70 for a £30 job Lots of flashes of boobs or more A mate had a bloke ask for hospital and died on way there, he had a fiver on him and my mate was in 2 minds whether to take it before going into a&e 🤣 Invited into swingers club more than once Offered sex by a 6ft bloke in a dress, hairy chest showing..... Had a lad say he was going to stab me because I had his mate by the neck up against taxi, he bottled it before I did lol I did it for 17 years and you would honestly not believe the stuff that goes off
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Got myself the same for the 25th!
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Whys that sound like me?
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Aint they brill!
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Drive into matlock a fair bit and I've never noticed a 20 zone lol, I feel a speed awareness course coming......
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Picked up a C1 with 3 weeks MOT a few weeks ago, 90k miles. Paid £850 It went straight through MOT, there are some bargains but you need to look
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Just fixed mortgage for another 2 years, Jesus christ......
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You should do reviews for a living 🤣🤣
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Lovely looking thing, I've had experience with a petrol prince engine twice and I said never again BUT if it was cheap then maybe.... Would have to be very cheap!
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Been after a cheap learner car for a week or 2. This came up on Facebook last night, messaged him straight away and went to view. He said he had already had tons of messages but I got there first and put a deposit in his hand This morning did the 20 minutes WALK to collect it lol Citroen C1. 08 plate. No electric windows, no central locking. 4 weeks MOT. I was hooked lol. Its really solid underneath, 2 new tyres on front and it drives so nice. Not a single suspension noise or anything unwanted All for the super price of £850! Few marks on body but oil and water clean and it fires up and wants to go! MOT booked for a couple of weeks, I want to clean underneath and give it a spray of waxoil, also want to give it an engine service The plan is to give my lad some lessons and when he passes to give it him as his first car
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Cars, Lasses and Lads - A Photo Sharing Thread
Neil clark replied to Dick Longbridge's topic in AutoShite
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Fair enough, you know best xx
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And rich, dont forget that part xx
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Not anymore, I do now
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Yes, I'll mention it to the bank that was taking his home back
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Fair enough, when my father in law was going to get his house repossessed and begged me to buy it so he could rent it back at about £300 less than market rent I should of turned my back, lesson learnt
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Bottom end of market?? Terrible mate
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There is no way I would ever have another prince engine, ever Even for free Even if they paying you, alot
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It's been trouble free completely, fixed radio reception with a new aerial base and that's all its needed. Good seller would recommend 10/10