Neil clark
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A mate had a "lady" take a shit in rear of his hackney on floor. Had various offers from ladies and had a few from blokes tbh.
Dropped a bloke off in middle of field in freezing weather because he wudnt give me his address Because "you never know" he gave me £70 for a £30 job
Lots of flashes of boobs or more
A mate had a bloke ask for hospital and died on way there, he had a fiver on him and my mate was in 2 minds whether to take it before going into a&e 🤣
Invited into swingers club more than once
Offered sex by a 6ft bloke in a dress, hairy chest showing.....
Had a lad say he was going to stab me because I had his mate by the neck up against taxi, he bottled it before I did lol
I did it for 17 years and you would honestly not believe the stuff that goes off
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On 29/11/2023 at 16:51, hairnet said:
Merry Christmas to me
Got myself the same for the 25th!
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On 4/16/2023 at 2:51 PM, Dave_Q said:
Could the first owner have been a taxi driver? Some authorities run their own taxi inspection instead of the MOT.
Granted a pez turbo is a bit of a weird choice for that but it could be one of the "taxi drivers" I see lined up on ranks all day chatting whose objective seems to be to avoid their wife all day and not take any fares
Whys that sound like me?
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Lovely looking car, well done
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15 hours ago, cobblers said:
I'm lucky enough to only ever have had to drive in one 20mph limit and that's the one going into Matlock. If you actually slow down to 20mph there, someone will crash into you. Anyway, that's my anecdote, please subscribe for more useless motoring observations.
Drive into matlock a fair bit and I've never noticed a 20 zone lol, I feel a speed awareness course coming......
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Picked up a C1 with 3 weeks MOT a few weeks ago, 90k miles. Paid £850
It went straight through MOT, there are some bargains but you need to look
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Just fixed mortgage for another 2 years, Jesus christ......
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51 minutes ago, Nyphur said:
I would respond politely laying out the real story.
- Fannychops booked MOT and cancelled on the day of the MOT
- We rebooked for a new slot suitable for mr ballbag (we understand these things can happen, life can get in the way blah blah blah bollocks)
- Phoned and cancelled again on the day of the MOT again, did not make any offer to pay for the missed test contrary to what is stated in review
- Unfortunately this review is correct - we DO only do the MOTs so that is how we generate 100% of our income (if thats correct?) so having lost revenue on the 2 previously cancelled slots we advised we were unwilling to book a third blah blah blah
Without the response I'd think the review was probably accurate. With a simple, polite, factual review I'd think the reviewer was a mong.
You should do reviews for a living 🤣🤣
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Lovely looking thing, I've had experience with a petrol prince engine twice and I said never again BUT if it was cheap then maybe....
Would have to be very cheap!
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Been after a cheap learner car for a week or 2. This came up on Facebook last night, messaged him straight away and went to view. He said he had already had tons of messages but I got there first and put a deposit in his hand
This morning did the 20 minutes WALK to collect it lol
Citroen C1. 08 plate. No electric windows, no central locking. 4 weeks MOT. I was hooked lol. Its really solid underneath, 2 new tyres on front and it drives so nice. Not a single suspension noise or anything unwanted
All for the super price of £850! Few marks on body but oil and water clean and it fires up and wants to go!
MOT booked for a couple of weeks, I want to clean underneath and give it a spray of waxoil, also want to give it an engine service
The plan is to give my lad some lessons and when he passes to give it him as his first car
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29 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:
Have my dad, about 1948 or so...
What a phone number!!!
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On 9/14/2022 at 11:45 AM, reb said:
Ah yes because it's so surprising when you're a cunt and someone's a cunt back to you!
Seriously, do my job, I'm sure it wouldn't wear you down at all because you're such a strong person.
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3 minutes ago, reb said:
I think you'll find "his" home belonged to the bank... Which is exactly the problem we're advocating be solved.
Not anymore, I do now
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36 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:
Because it's a basic necessity and shouldn't be a commodity
Fair enough, when my father in law was going to get his house repossessed and begged me to buy it so he could rent it back at about £300 less than market rent I should of turned my back, lesson learnt
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13 hours ago, Shandylegs said:
Never a truer word spoken! For the first time in my life I just couldn’t bring myself to do a marathon collection, for what could have been a world of pain.
Was a Clubman Cooper S up on Gumtree at a very reasonable £1250ono. If I’d been closer I would have gone and looked as I do love the quirky design of the clubman.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/2007-mini-clubman-cooper-s/1440444754
That said, having never owned an R56 I couldn’t resist. Just how bad can they be at the bottom end of the market?
Initial impressions tomorrow when I’ve had chance to digest the latest purchase…
Bottom end of market?? Terrible mate
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There is no way I would ever have another prince engine, ever
Even for free
Even if they paying you, alot
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On 8/23/2022 at 10:44 PM, djoptix said:
FOUR AND A HALF GRAND
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28 minutes ago, DVee8 said:
We don't I sold it about 3 months ago to @Neil clark's ex. I believe she still has it.
It's been trouble free completely, fixed radio reception with a new aerial base and that's all its needed. Good seller would recommend 10/10
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Spotted in budapest...
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Corsa B estate? Very weird...