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This made me laugh out loud 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

I think fuck is the only word that fits in here 
 

I think fuck is the only word that fits in here 
 

This made me laugh out loud 

This made me laugh out loud 

This made me laugh out loud 

This made me laugh out loud 

turns out it's not , she has been convicted of driving while drunk with no insurance and under a drivng ban , that got her a suspended sentence , I think it's fairly obvious until she sees what life behind bars is like she'll just carry on as she is, flouting the law and generally being an arsehole , something which it seems people are willing to pay to see , fuck knows why

I've just been into Warrington town centre for the first time in ages, completely dead 
 
I'm thinking some foreign investors have been looking at a map of the UK upside down so they think Warrington is in the south

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

At least you know what you're getting 
A knackered caravan 
 
 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/939198424551885/

What does this woman have to do before she sees a prison cell
People can be sent to prison for not paying a TV licence fine FFS 
She didn't even turn up to court 
She's got her licence back but they gave her 8 points so she's now on 11 
What are they going to do when she hits 12, give her another ban she'll ignore 

Self emptying, get it up to 60mph and the air coming in the front window would shove the contents out the back window 

At least you know what you're getting 
A knackered caravan 
 
 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/939198424551885/

I normally take a dim view on police coverage in my area following on from what a friend who worked in the despatch centre told me. However, last night when I was buying a couple of beers from the off licence down the road from my house (it's been a shite week) a young lad came sprinting in crying hysterically and incoherently trying to say something. I spoke to him calmly and asked him what was wrong and if I could help, he said a bloke in a car had rolled his window down and shouted at him to come over to the car. I gave him my phone to ring his parents and then I called the police to report it - they were there in minutes, so I should probably take back what I have previously said about call out times.

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A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here 

 
 
 

A mate is in Jamaica, I asked how it was
32° at 09:30
Just sent me this picture 

 
I replied 7° feels like 3° here