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No-one will believe me, or care, but I have the original script for the talking dash of the Maestro together with the notes from the production company asking for small changes to how the actress spoke. It comes in different languages, and the one for Italy is a male voice as they believed no Italian driver would listen to a woman's advice. 
Edit, found it - https://www.motorpunk.co.uk/articles/maestro-please-inside-story-talking-dash/
 

Trinity Square Car Park, Gateshead; designed by Owen Luder Partnership with Rodney Gordon as project architect, built 1964-69, demolished 2010.

Think that belongs in the bad parking thread!

Hungarian Optical Works 'MOM', Budapest District XII., Hungarian People's Republic, 1973.

My megane passed it's MOT and just needed a brake pipe.  It's not done many miles this year but you never know with a car with nearly 205,000 miles on it.
Good timing too as I need to use it to take a load of crap to the dump tomorrow .

Every time a picture comes out upside down somebody says something along those lines. It's never me because I never get there in time. One day I'll get there first. 

Whilst we currently have four cars one has to park in the road. Whilst blue Fav was out the weird neighbours parked their N reg Lantra next to it. 

I like to think that between us we are lowering the property values round here. 

Whilst we currently have four cars one has to park in the road. Whilst blue Fav was out the weird neighbours parked their N reg Lantra next to it. 

I like to think that between us we are lowering the property values round here. 

Whilst we currently have four cars one has to park in the road. Whilst blue Fav was out the weird neighbours parked their N reg Lantra next to it. 

I like to think that between us we are lowering the property values round here. 

Whilst we currently have four cars one has to park in the road. Whilst blue Fav was out the weird neighbours parked their N reg Lantra next to it. 

I like to think that between us we are lowering the property values round here. 

Whilst we currently have four cars one has to park in the road. Whilst blue Fav was out the weird neighbours parked their N reg Lantra next to it. 

I like to think that between us we are lowering the property values round here. 

Rover 95 looking cool amongst the Maseratis, Mercs and Porches of Notting Hill this morning.
Best colour in black with a tan interior and a shape that looks good still amongst the moderns. NH is always good for a few nice old cars.
I didn't see Hugh Grant - but somebody was discussing Nigella Lawson's new house when I had coffee...😂

Every time a picture comes out upside down somebody says something along those lines. It's never me because I never get there in time. One day I'll get there first. 

Every time a picture comes out upside down somebody says something along those lines. It's never me because I never get there in time. One day I'll get there first. 

my street was rocking a retro vibe last night

Had my first "proper Mini" experience today with a (very) short scoot in a 1999 Rover injected one. I liked it. That's it. That's the news.

I had to sit through 10 minutes of Terry and June for this one to get the screen dump, the things I do for this place...

I had this happen to me a few weeks ago. 
Numpty drives in front of me, parks car, then off to buy ticket. When he gets back he drives the car into the wash, comes back to the keypad to punch in the code, then wanders off on his phone while car washes. Wash finishes but no sign of clown. 
when he finally gets back he opens his door to a deluge onto his shoes. Turns out he was so busy on the phone he hadn’t noticed the sunroof was open. 
 
I called out to him that I tried to attract his attention but he was on the phone. 
 
Have a nice day, muppet.