As mentioned elsewhere I have a newish girlfriend.
I visit Tiffany's at Blackpool often as a single. Lazy Sunday. Its £35 bed, breakfast and 5 course evening meal.
I booked 2 sea view separate small rooms a while ago. We get to reception together, they know me.
Ah! Mr Mallinson., and the ladies name?
My mind goes blank. err XXXXX , whats your surname? Cue blushing and laughter all round.
She has a small room. Mine is very large, Double fronted sea view with a double bed. I've booked a single.
Checking out I thank the receptionist for my room.
No problem, thought you might like it.