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I have not looked through all the posts, so if this has already been posted, apologies.
If it has not.......i give you.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-SENATOR-3-0i-CD-12-MONTHS-MOT-AIR-CON-CRUISE-DIGI-CLOCKS-/142126730575?hash=item211769cd4f:g:7HQAAOSwMgdXyu09
 

I have not looked through all the posts, so if this has already been posted, apologies.
If it has not.......i give you.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-SENATOR-3-0i-CD-12-MONTHS-MOT-AIR-CON-CRUISE-DIGI-CLOCKS-/142126730575?hash=item211769cd4f:g:7HQAAOSwMgdXyu09
 

Needs full restoration....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-Sprint-/291889174926?hash=item43f5f3598e:g:FBcAAOSwPCVX6U-q
 

Mega LOLZ at the first picture in the listing
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CAR-ESPACE-non-runner-/191981413556?hash=item2cb2fbe4b4:g:SmkAAOSwLF1X6rWi
 
 
'OR IF YOU WANT TO SPEND 2000 POUND FIXING IT IT WILL BE GOOD. ...AS THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR ARE WORTH THE TROUBLE ....'
 
​Hang on, just going to fire up the man maths calculator to see what it says about spending £200 on a car that needs £2,000 worth of work and would then be worth £399....
 
 

All bound for EMR Land
All bound for EMR Land   It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land​(JUST TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE)   It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land​(TO THE BRIDGE NOW) 'They called Shakin Like a Shitting Dog photography
They said "Tammy, stand by the HIAB
But if you don't like what they're going to do,
You better not buy it 'cause it's rusting through(BRING THE CRANE BACK)  The engine left several years ago,
They were singing "it's just a skateboard"
All bound for EMR land,
Then someone starting screaming "Turn off punctuation"  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KAWASAKI-300-KLF-PROJECT-/131952593155?hash=item1eb8fcc903:g:-X0AAOSwTA9X6DiI

119 watchers.....nice though
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e30-325i-1989-M-tech-2-Genuine-Sport-/262636341013?hash=item3d26588715:g:VisAAOSwAuZX4s1C
 

I have not looked through all the posts, so if this has already been posted, apologies.
If it has not.......i give you.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-SENATOR-3-0i-CD-12-MONTHS-MOT-AIR-CON-CRUISE-DIGI-CLOCKS-/142126730575?hash=item211769cd4f:g:7HQAAOSwMgdXyu09
 

'Only for sale as I finally got my dream job Cossack dancing in the midget circus'
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Lucida-/291890209289?hash=item43f6032209:g:tZQAAOSw8gVX6ooT
 
 
'Ps sorry about waving my knob at it, I was drunk'
 
 

I have not looked through all the posts, so if this has already been posted, apologies.
If it has not.......i give you.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-SENATOR-3-0i-CD-12-MONTHS-MOT-AIR-CON-CRUISE-DIGI-CLOCKS-/142126730575?hash=item211769cd4f:g:7HQAAOSwMgdXyu09
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-820-Vitesse-Rare-Turbo-Barn-find-retro-classic-/172349952473

Buying a late 90s Audi with fuck-all service history, then spending several times' the car's value on it in about 2 years before selling it for a huge loss, just to get rid of the fucking problematic bastard.
 
Now, it's behaving itself perfectly with its new owner. Bastard thing.

At work the other week, was jacking the front axle up on a 2013 Mercedes Actros & had the jack jump forwarded off the axle sending it right into contact with the sump...
The sump's on them are plastic, meaning it cracked it, badly, causing it to dump 40 odd liters of oil into the pit. 
 
I was very popular* at work for that, and still feel bad now. 

Speaking of gas welding/burning, around 12 years ago, one of my friends worked for a well known tyre fitting company (begins with AT, 3 letters). One day, a customer came in to get the exhaust replaced on his newly painted, long wheelbase, high roof smiley face ford transit (jumbo if I remember correctly).
 
Anyway, my friend got the van up on the ramp & proceeded to remove the exhaust, all was going good until he got to the front pipe/manifold bolts, which, were inevitability seized. So, my friend decided to give them the old "bit of heat" treatment to free them off a bit.
What he didn't factor in was the sound deadening on the bulkhead, which he only realised had caught fire when the flames were coming out the side of the bonnet on the transit up on the ramp.
The van was destroyed & the workshop obviously badly damaged.
 
I never did find out who's insurance company paid out.
 
Off topic I know, but it is funny now.

Comes with a free punch in the face
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-B6-Best-price-Quick-sale-/252551937384?hash=item3acd44bd68:g:gkMAAOSwmfhX467w

Probably the only 2008 Renault diesel that would be ace to own
 
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Magnum-/201674787685?hash=item2ef4c10b65:g:1S4AAOSwAuZX5PaQ

'Project'
 
 

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-project-/122147925358?hash=item1c70956d6e:g:KNUAAOSwmLlX5PXa
 
 
'needs finishing'
 
Needs scrapping more like.

That's nice. I like that.

shiney

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34397076?searchId=483956861

'Lego 4x4, how can I help?
 
 

 
 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Samurai-SJ413-Off-Road-4x4-/152243118708?hash=item237265a274:g:ZG4AAOSwGtRXzEOA
 
 
'MOT'ed till Feb 17'
 
Oh good, can't be too bad then?
 

 
It's hard to think of a worse car.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*You're the high bidder. | Increase maximum bid

sigh
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-clasic-car-Lincoln-Premiere-1957-/201667820351

Maybe he has 'upgraded' to this thing of beauty........http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-330-ci-GOLD-RED-LEATHER-OUTSTANDING-NO-RESERVE-CUSTOM-E46-/182268945463?hash=item2a70136437:g:DRoAAOSw65FXuc-W
 
Check out the window tints.....MEGA LOLZ           
 

For all the champagne lifestyle dreamers out there....i give you this.....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Speedboat-on-trailer-/322259875729?hash=item4b082f7791:g:qKMAAOSw-kdX1w3B
 
 
Only without the 'Speed' part....

WOULD. I've always had a soft spot for Fauxrarris.

Following my above post....i also give you....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-Daytona-Replica-by-EG-Autokraft-/262613447513?hash=item3d24fb3359:g:CCwAAOSwdIFXz~Yj