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30 grand
 

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-Six-Wheeler-Limo-/162223841732?hash=item25c54b61c4:g:MkQAAOSwYIxX7oTP

Back to the more mundane, this seems fairly salty at £1950. Low miles and it is very clean but 2 grand? Come on....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-FIESTA-1-4-GHIA-IN-RED-GENUINE-41-000-MILES-M-O-T-JUNE-2017-/122130045992?hash=item1c6f849c28:g:UWQAAOSwOdpX1vxr
 

 

Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music (move to the music)
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
 

 

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-2-0-GHIA-AUTO-70K-FUTURE-CLASSIC-/252563951031?hash=item3acdfc0db7:g:f4MAAOSwTA9X7mtw

I bet you anything, the clock shows either the time, or presumably has stopped randomly.
 
 
Yeah, if you want a divorce.
Which brings me to the next point - do you know why a divorce is so expensive?
 
Because it's worth every Penny!
 
 
Thanks fuck I'm not any driver.
 
 
Well that explains it all, doesnit?

It's been off the road for four years and has no MOT. And it has rust. But it's only £1,000. 
 

 
too, because of course.http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C773615 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Ram-Dav-Van-5-2-V8-1988-Project-Barn-Find-For-Restoration-Spares-/162222753739

 
 
What does it sound like when it's not running?
 
 
It's fucked.
 
 
You mean you're hoping for some plank you can unload it upon?

I've had a look at my camera and I'm f*cked if I can find the psychedelic badminton net feature
 
 

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-grand-espace-the-race-/152260672313?hash=item2373717b39:g:I4cAAOSw8gVX7kl8
 
'it also has a small oil leek'
 
​Let it grow a bit before you pick it?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-PEUGEOT-205-STYLE-DIESEL-WHITE-not-gti-/302084499286

 
 
Thanks for that. I was nearly fooled, I would've looked silly down at the cruise*
 
 
*The car kind, just for clarification.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teal-Bugatti-/201679526488

 
 
It's neither teal, nor a Bugatti.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AX-GT-1-4-1988-spares-or-repair-/131955982108

 
 
You mean your knackered old car, surely?
 
 
What does that even mean?
If my gran would have been stood up, I'd not exist!
 
 
Oh, aye, it oozes this out of each one of its molecules.
 
 
J. Davidson comes to mind.
 
 
It's fucked.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-ESPACE-FAMILY-1995-GRP-BODY-1995CC-PETROL-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DERBY/172333632443

 

 
 
I do not wish to have anything to do with you, you lying patronising heartless selfish shit.

{Ring ring}
 
Good morn...
 
​'100% defo you'll do anything?'
 
​{sighs} Yes, sir, you name it, we'll lame paint it
 
'Ok, I'd like Catherine Tate headbutting a plate glass window as she lets off a massive fart...'  
 

 
 
Anything else, sir?
 
'Yeah, and a badly felt penned drawing of Clint Eastwood stood in a field with his chopper out on the bonnet, please'
 

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vito-van-Low-miles-bargain-/252564333286?hash=item3ace01e2e6:g:xRgAAOSwTA9X7rYk

These Beetles were designed for the autobahns, where they were expected to cruise at 60,000 mph all day.
 
 
So this is a fully restored car. How do you want to present such a vehicle for sale?
 

 

 
Inept.
 
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C794999

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-216-COUPE-TOMCAT-/391580300040?hash=item5b2c013308:g:frcAAOSwNRdX7-0D
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CSI-HIGHLINE-AUTO-DOLPHIN-GREY-BLACK-RECARO-LEATHER-1989-PROJECT-/272399017827?hash=item3f6c3f2763:g:MrwAAOSw8w1X8Vp1
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-cabriolet-/252563825011?hash=item3acdfa2173:g:IE4AAOSwTA9X7lQq
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-1-6SR-SR-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-OR-FOR-SPARES-NO-RESERVE-/131954581909?hash=item1eb91b2195:g:zD0AAOSwLnBX7PmK
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MK1-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-GTE-SAVEABLE-PROJECT-OR-FOR-SPARES-NO-RESERVE-/131954565639?hash=item1eb91ae207:g:WtMAAOSw8gVX7O4N
 

I seriously want this old thing....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-mk2-/152263683390?hash=item23739f6d3e:g:nB0AAOSwOyJX8Sh3
 

1.9D Flavour
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-CITROEN-ZX-1-9d-sx-low-mileage-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/162221953057?hash=item25c52e9021:g:Q~EAAOSw8w1X7YjK
 

Barn Find?...Looks more like a garage to me..
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-GSi-16v-Mk3-barn-find-/142132265270?hash=item2117be4136:g:RJUAAOSwOyJX7CNB
 
 

I seriously want this old thing....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-mk2-/152263683390?hash=item23739f6d3e:g:nB0AAOSwOyJX8Sh3
 

This is Hideous..a 1.5 turban diesel...
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-matrix-1-5-turbo-diesel-spares-or-repair-/252565913067?hash=item3ace19fdeb:g:U7kAAOSwpLNX8ELJ
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-W123-200-230-C-class-classic-original-vw-bmw-audi-/201675030870?hash=item2ef4c4c156:g:ArQAAOSwTA9X5WOA