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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-VANDEN-PLAS-PRINCESS-3-LITRE-MK2-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-VALUABLE-REG-6237-LV-/131960224530

 
Plah:
 

A cheap XJC. It says resto project but it looks okay to me suckaaas.
 

 
okay, maybe not.
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-5-3c-Coupe-V12-Restoration-Project-A-Rare-Car-/201683570468?hash=item2ef5470f24:g:BpkAAOSw3xJXo1Sd

Yes, that's the full size. 
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-111-GSI-GREEN-/282207338799

How gleefully disco age is this for a 1992 vintage van?
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/retro-toyota-liteace-van-/201683217900

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-FIAT-127-F-VAN-MK1-1982-WITH-MOT-/112157701066

 
 
 
You can indeed. You just mustn't, that's all.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Econoline-E150-Chateau-Dayvan-7-Seater-BoogieBus-Band-Van-/162228317847

 
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Rat-rod-Slammed-on-banded-steels-stretched-tyres-and-a-mad-exhaust-/291899685434

 
Well, Bentley is VW after all, I guess.
 
 
Nah, man. It's called "crack". Terrible stuff.
 
 
For God's sake, please do NOT buy it!

Listed as a Renault:
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-250C/401200577699

 
And no, I did NOT crop that photo!
 
 
Uh, okay...
 
 
So it is not in excellent condition both inside and out.
 
 
So not only is it not in excellent condition both inside and out, but furthermore it's fucked!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-Van/401200574734

 
 
Go and fuck yourself.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GRAB-A-BARGIN-Peugeot-406-diesel-estate-04-plate-non-runner-cash-on-collection-/252568396008

In the parts bit
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/scammell-routeman-/282202394244

Only £255.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS-EA350-HORSEBOX/142130221931?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39012%26meid%3Dcaf5edcf3aa64505a1967acb5d9b82dc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142136346869
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Peugeot-305-GT-/162224546159?hash=item25c556216f:g:ursAAOSw8w1X79ul
 

 
 
 

I seriously want this old thing....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-mk2-/152263683390?hash=item23739f6d3e:g:nB0AAOSwOyJX8Sh3
 

Only £255.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS-EA350-HORSEBOX/142130221931?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39012%26meid%3Dcaf5edcf3aa64505a1967acb5d9b82dc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142136346869
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-stag-/152263988557?hash=item2373a4154d:g:8bIAAOSwYIxX8WK5
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-1960-AUSTIN-SE7EN-RESTORATION-DRY-STORAGE-/322280746205?hash=item4b096decdd:g:c74AAOSwLnBX8TSH
 
Dry Stored??....Hmmmmmm
 

Fast (in its day) Rice Burner
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-corolla-GT-AE82-TWINCAM-16V-4AGE-CLASSIC-AE86-AE92-MR2-/162220773801?hash=item25c51c91a9:g:QUwAAOSwAuZX7Bc0
 

NOT tat.....Just check out the price already...still got 6 days to go!!!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mk2-Morris-Mini-Super-Delux-850-/272398761640?hash=item3f6c3b3ea8:g:KyMAAOSwpLNX8Rjt
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CSI-HIGHLINE-AUTO-DOLPHIN-GREY-BLACK-RECARO-LEATHER-1989-PROJECT-/272399017827?hash=item3f6c3f2763:g:MrwAAOSw8w1X8Vp1
 

Fast (in its day) Rice Burner
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-corolla-GT-AE82-TWINCAM-16V-4AGE-CLASSIC-AE86-AE92-MR2-/162220773801?hash=item25c51c91a9:g:QUwAAOSwAuZX7Bc0
 

I seriously want this old thing....
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-mk2-/152263683390?hash=item23739f6d3e:g:nB0AAOSwOyJX8Sh3
 

Arnold Clark's retail stock seems to be improving these days. 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CSI-HIGHLINE-AUTO-DOLPHIN-GREY-BLACK-RECARO-LEATHER-1989-PROJECT-/272399017827?hash=item3f6c3f2763:g:MrwAAOSw8w1X8Vp1
 

30k. Seller must be an absolute fuckin twat."I understand it was sold to a promotion company who provided cars for the Beatles. I have writen to Sir Paul McCartny (WHO???) asking for confirmation. I bought the vehicle back some 6 years ago and had SMC Engineering completely rebuild it with 2 x new Leyland Heritage body shells and all new everything at a cost of over £25k".
 
And what did Sir Paul Beatle say about this mythical 6 wheeled custom car which has since been put together with all new parts and built from 2 spare Mini shells???
 
Fuck all.