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    HarmonicCheeseburger got a reaction from catsinthewelder in The grumpy thread   
    Cruising through a built up 30 zone.  Only vehicle behind me was a Audi A3 other than that it was devoid of cars behind us.  A Vectra C is wanting to pull out from a minor road on my right,  He clearly see's me and the Audi, and waits till I am almost right on him before pulling out causing me to have to clap on, the Audi who has a bit too close ended up in the bus stop and two wheels on the pavement but avoided the impact.  The Vectra driver still stopped now in front of me, is laughing his ass off and floors it off into the horizon.
     
    What the fuck is wrong with some people? Are they really housing solitary brain cell in capable of sentience and common fucking sense, yet fighting for dominance, in a body which exists as a walking waste of oxygen and fucking semen?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to wesacosa in Non car tat collection   
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Fumbler in The grumpy thread   
    Ones I found for mine were something like £48 a corner for some good brands. I think they were Uniroyal all season tyres but I may be wrong.
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to richardmorris in The grumpy thread   
    Think and plan, but 4mm is  double the minimum isn’t it? Probably not half worn the original tread. Anyway, I’ve found tyres on the drive ok for price recently, but best was my local mytyres.co.uk 
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Mally in The grumpy thread   
    Must have been told by a slow thinker.
    Or kwik fit worker.
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    HarmonicCheeseburger got a reaction from richardmorris in The grumpy thread   
    Cruising through a built up 30 zone.  Only vehicle behind me was a Audi A3 other than that it was devoid of cars behind us.  A Vectra C is wanting to pull out from a minor road on my right,  He clearly see's me and the Audi, and waits till I am almost right on him before pulling out causing me to have to clap on, the Audi who has a bit too close ended up in the bus stop and two wheels on the pavement but avoided the impact.  The Vectra driver still stopped now in front of me, is laughing his ass off and floors it off into the horizon.
     
    What the fuck is wrong with some people? Are they really housing solitary brain cell in capable of sentience and common fucking sense, yet fighting for dominance, in a body which exists as a walking waste of oxygen and fucking semen?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Zelandeth in The grumpy thread   
    GPS. Dash showing 53.  Cruise control set so my speed wasn't wandering all over the shop.
    Given he had crept up behind me at about 0.2mph over the course of a couple of miles and we were heading uphill at the time, brake failure seems unlikely.  The arm out the window flipping me off was also a clue.
    I'd have moved over and just let the idiot undertake me if I hadn't been about to turn off the motorway and in full knowledge that given how busy it was (not as though the car in front of me, which I was slowly gaining on was going any faster) that getting both out of his way and back into the right lane would have been a pain.
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    HarmonicCheeseburger got a reaction from sims00 in The grumpy thread   
    Cruising through a built up 30 zone.  Only vehicle behind me was a Audi A3 other than that it was devoid of cars behind us.  A Vectra C is wanting to pull out from a minor road on my right,  He clearly see's me and the Audi, and waits till I am almost right on him before pulling out causing me to have to clap on, the Audi who has a bit too close ended up in the bus stop and two wheels on the pavement but avoided the impact.  The Vectra driver still stopped now in front of me, is laughing his ass off and floors it off into the horizon.
     
    What the fuck is wrong with some people? Are they really housing solitary brain cell in capable of sentience and common fucking sense, yet fighting for dominance, in a body which exists as a walking waste of oxygen and fucking semen?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger got a reaction from myglaren in The grumpy thread   
    Cruising through a built up 30 zone.  Only vehicle behind me was a Audi A3 other than that it was devoid of cars behind us.  A Vectra C is wanting to pull out from a minor road on my right,  He clearly see's me and the Audi, and waits till I am almost right on him before pulling out causing me to have to clap on, the Audi who has a bit too close ended up in the bus stop and two wheels on the pavement but avoided the impact.  The Vectra driver still stopped now in front of me, is laughing his ass off and floors it off into the horizon.
     
    What the fuck is wrong with some people? Are they really housing solitary brain cell in capable of sentience and common fucking sense, yet fighting for dominance, in a body which exists as a walking waste of oxygen and fucking semen?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger got a reaction from Lankytim in The grumpy thread   
    Cruising through a built up 30 zone.  Only vehicle behind me was a Audi A3 other than that it was devoid of cars behind us.  A Vectra C is wanting to pull out from a minor road on my right,  He clearly see's me and the Audi, and waits till I am almost right on him before pulling out causing me to have to clap on, the Audi who has a bit too close ended up in the bus stop and two wheels on the pavement but avoided the impact.  The Vectra driver still stopped now in front of me, is laughing his ass off and floors it off into the horizon.
     
    What the fuck is wrong with some people? Are they really housing solitary brain cell in capable of sentience and common fucking sense, yet fighting for dominance, in a body which exists as a walking waste of oxygen and fucking semen?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to EssDeeWon in The grumpy thread   
    I found out on Wednesday  afternoon that the ABS works very well on the Rover, ask the silly cow in a black aldi a4  cabriolet who pulled straight out in front of me how I know.
    Honestly, she saw me coming then took a look left then just went, good job I adopt the 'assume everyone else is incompetent' style of driving, silly cow gave a half arsed sorry gesture and obviously avoided eye contact and drove off. 
    Maybe I should buy a car that's more obvious to spot when coming towards you.
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Burnside in The grumpy thread   
    Late last night I heard a horrible noise, went out to check my car etc was ok. An found a poor hedgehog had been run over. So moved it to the grass verge.  
    This morning he was still there, been kicked by some gobshite kids. 
    So did the only decent thing I could and burried him in the back garden. RIP hedgehog. 
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to BorniteIdentity in The grumpy thread   
    I'm not going in there!  Not for all the tea in china.  Or the corn in Carolina. Never.  Never ever.
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to BorniteIdentity in The grumpy thread   
    Lockdown rules relax further.  No, that's not my grump.  (Anyone complaining that Boris is putting the economy ahead of people forgets that the latter IS the former)
    No.  Now pubs will be open from July 4th, I had the audacity to suggest on social media that likeminded folks may wish to park their cars at a pub for a while - thus supporting the Public House (whose finances have been decimated) and getting some fresh air... all whilst remaining at a respectful and safe distance from each other.  All entirely possible and legal.
    You'd be forgiven for thinking I'd asked other members of this group if I could bum their mother's and livestream it to a primary school assembly.
    The fact that I'm more likely to die on the way there than I am of COVID-19 didn't seem to matter.  They seemed to think I was going to go round to all of their houses and forcefully eject them.  Then sneeze on them repeatedly.
    I said it 2 months ago.  I said it a month ago.  I said it last week.  I say it now.  At what stage do we all start taking responsibility for ourselves?  I think the large majority are bright enough to be able to conduct ourselves in a safe and sensible fashion.  If somewhere's busy - I go somewhere else.  If someone gets a bit close, I step back.  It's not some kind of fantasy utopia where other people do that and we all just get on with things...
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Hertz in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-e30-316-2-door-1984-rare-genuine-colour-very-clean-no-reserve-happy-bidding/373090160650?hash=item56dde8100a:g:SKwAAOSw7N9exsGM
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to cort16 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Check this thing out with it's bronze paint and manual box

    idling nicely at 3000rpm 

    https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202006120050999
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to The Old Bloke Next Door in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Good luck getting this insured. 
    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1505181346351703/

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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to camryv6 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Have you got any photos of the car ?
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Volksy in eBay tat volume 3.   
    A mate of mine bought a Cavalier GSi 4x4 many moons ago. 
    Raved on and on about the amazing handling due to the four wheel drive system. 
    The exhaust started blowing, and when I looked underneath it I found the prop had been removed... 
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to Mr Laurence in eBay tat volume 3.   
    “Wow that looks safe”
    - Nobody, ever

     
    https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2609484005982606
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to cort16 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    @Split_Pin

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/173026517328092/
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to meggersdog in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Knight Industries Two Thousand

    oh yes it is

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Pontiac-Firebird-Trams-Am/274403934683?hash=item3fe3bfc1db:g:MaYAAOSw-XRe7yt5
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to NorfolkNWeigh in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I think that shape Monarch/ US Granada predates the Mk2 Granny by a couple of years, they were going for a Euro look though , as can be seen by the ads of the time. I remember the Mark2 being compared to the W126 and W123 by the press at launch too.

    Personally I think both you and the copywriters would benefit from a drive in a Disco Sport, to Barnard Castle!
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    HarmonicCheeseburger reacted to sutty2006 in High mileage snotters.   
    62 plate actros in today for oil leaks. 

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