Not eBay, but similar. Paintwork is awesome. I can't work out if it's left hand drive or just some berk reversed his pictures. And €3995??????!?!?!?!?!?!? Really? https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/ford-sierra-merkur-xr4ti/12643029?campaign=3
Highly unlikely. They are fierce over here. "Sorry, there's a big hole, so it's failed," after putting said big hole in it with a screwdriver. In fact I think more holes in Northern Irish cars are caused by MOT inspectors than by tin worms.
Ah ballix. There's definitely been a drop off in the numbers of these on the roads lately. Mystery solved. Look on the bright side. Vacant spot on the drive.