sofarsogood reacted to Stanky in Full sized pez powered family saloons.
Primera. Cam chain for 250k lifespan, 140bhp on the 'hot' one and realistic prospect of 40mpg to boot.
Also, see 'indestructible' in the Oxford English Disctionary. There is just a picture of a Primera with the caption 'nuff said' (or something)
might need some fettling with a welder every so often
sofarsogood reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.
I don't know what impresses me more, the absolute hatefulness of this car, or the fact the seller seems to have taken this picture in a hall of mirrors and smoked a cock onto his chest.
'If youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve frequented the car shows around the UK over the last 12 years then chances are you have seen this car before and know how good it looks'
I frequented Shitefest on Friday and saw my Vectra. It actually looks better than this.
'Why would you want to sell such a thing?
You've spelt 'create' wrong.
sofarsogood reacted to warren t claim in Essexman's mixed bag of motors- LTI fairway driver 95 page4
I can only assume from looking at the area around the filler caps that this fairydust stuff that many have been converted to run on is highly corrosive stuff.
sofarsogood reacted to barefoot in Best breakdown cover?
...nice lady she say that,
'Auto-aid would ask that you first contact your insurance company to see if they want to recover it and if they don't,
ring back auto-aid who would then come out & recover you'.
As I say, I've not had to call them yet, but they appear to tick all the right boxes.
& it's only 40 quid - WCPGW?
sofarsogood reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.
Maybe this isn't such a bad idea really. After all, the only birds you're ever going to get near in the bag of bollocks is the feathered ones from about 875 fucking yards away.
'You could sell the tent and just run it as a off roader'
GR8! So, how much do you want for your Ã‚Â£700 car and Ã‚Â£25 tent?
FLOL TO THE MAX.
sofarsogood reacted to Alan_Green in Buying cheap cars at auction?
Yah. On my mother's side. Not telling anyone her maiden name in case you hack into my bank account.
While we are at it, why have slow multiple bids? Why not have one of those clocks that descend until someone shouts out. Could have the whole thing wrapped up by lunchtime.
sofarsogood reacted to bub2006 in Buying cheap cars at auction?
I'm usually wondering around Albert looms poking at a fiat punto or if my mate is with me then a corsa b as well. Can't miss my car,it's the truly kippered blue punto with caution tape everywhere what looks like it should be parked in looms not parked outside,or my mates motor is a v plate Corsa b with volkswagen wheel trims and a shagged front wing. Maybe see you there!
sofarsogood reacted to MarvinsMom in Road Fund Licence For Older Cars
politicians promise the world when its election time, and then afterwards forget completely about whatever has been said.
plus i seem to remember that last time round the tories promised not to put vat up, and then immediately put up vat.
all politicians are bear faced liars, some more than others.
want to know if said dick head prospective mp is lying, then his (or her) lips will be moving...
sofarsogood reacted to barefoot in Cheeky little spur of the moment midweek collection thread....
We care a lot.
sofarsogood reacted to Jim Bell in Reginald Nutsack's K-series Kapers - ROVER 623 MOT GUFF
This is the most bizzare instance of haggling I have ever heard of.
And the cars already sold. Kind of.
I will pay you five pounds if you get a selfie* with this fucking chode** in shot.
*a selfie is a photograph of ones self, best taken with some unsuspecting cunt-nugget or item of interest in the background. See TooSavvy's legendary snap.
** a Chode is a penis that is thicker than it is long. See Alan Titchmarch.
sofarsogood got a reaction from D Spares & Tyres in New members, introduce yourself here.
Oh good, i'm in. This means I can lurk on previously locked boards. I like old cars and I am tight so I love this forum. Previously owned old Series Land Rovers a couple of Volkswagens and the newest car I have actually owned a 95 Escort Estate about 6 years ago, the most remarkable thing about that was the torch built into the key. No real shite at present due to company car but hope to add some old tat back into my life as the skin on my knuckles has just about grown back.
sofarsogood reacted to Coprolalia in New members, introduce yourself here.
I'm Jack, a doctor working in Cardiff during the week, but I live and tinker in Plymouth.
Made my way here via the blue, following a Mr_Bol post. Best forum I've found on the net, love the attitude of members so had to join.
Spent my childhood hanging out with some hippy type scrapmen, and my old man and his mates build 30s/40s/50s choddy hotrods.
As my username would suggest I tend to drive VAG cars, but no pineapples here!
I've never spent more than Ã‚Â£1k on a car, dislike ECUs and traction control on principle and refuse to ever get finance.
In the past had a '72 Beetle the engine fell out of, flirted with a 1.3 '83 mk1 Golf (SORN, turned out to be hot) and a Renault 4 van. I'll do a proper post at some point.
Mk 3 Golf 1.4i. Torquey lump in a fat lurching shell (like my ex). 156,000 miles on all original guts. Every part of this car is absolutely shagged, but I've been driving it for 8 years and I love it. Probably going over the bridge in April when it inevitably fails it's MOT and I can no longer make a point for it's continued existence.
'89 Scirocco GT2 bought off ebay. 3 owner car, 76,000 miles with FSH. MINT!