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Later R8, £2600 Didcot "Investment" https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-214-sei-immaculate-and-very-low-mileage-great-investment/1453647053

Comedy Yank car, £2k Walsall https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/56-2007-dodge-caliber-se-20-td-diesel-manual-alloys-tow-bar/1454573451

Niche. LHD Magentis in Wollaton (?) for £2650. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lhd-kia-magentis-20-crdi-ls-automatic-4dr-tip-auto-u-k-left-hand-drive/1453897807

Coming soon to a stables near you. I often get stuck behind this sort of thing, piloted by a clueless equestrian type unaware that they're driving something slightly* larger than their usual beetle with eyelashes.

Nope. It's just a Merit with some sellotape. That interior takes me right back... How does one get mud on the steering wheel like that???

Sorry about this @St.Jude. Not what you need with a recalcitrant Toyota Land-Taker-Upper as well. Was mildly tempted myself at the time but had already lumbered myself with another British gem*. GLWS

V6, £850, Cov. Number plate redacted. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-406-30-v6-coupe/1454512781

Rick's Man Space Ranger, £3850 Leics. "2.3 diesel" https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rickman-space-ranger-rare-classic-car/1454481480

Have-a-go KGF Cars wants £4000 for this, in Henlow. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1995-m-rover-214-sei-cabriolet/1454153670

To paraphrase Homer Simpson: "D'OOM" £850 Brum-ish https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-avensis-582008-20-d4d-t3-5-door-hatchback-bargain/1454498061

Fug-eye Impreza turbot, £3200 Cov. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/subaru-wrx-turbo-300bhp/1454499091

If we are to have a one-make Autoshite race series, it should be with these. As we all know, motorsport is expensive, so this is £2800. Stratford upon Shakespeare. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-yaris-verso-13/1454502424

Clio Initiale for £1100. Leics. Wood/would. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2006-renault-clio-15-dci-106-initiale-5dr-hatchback-diesel-manual/1452805240

Mondeo III dizzle auto in JRG, £2100 for some reason. Leics. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-ford-mondeo-20-tdci-zetec-5dr-hatchback-diesel-automatic/1447635227

It's a very lazy trope, but the Dutch are mental.

How very dare you. (I thought the same, actually)

What's the lock for?

No radio! Impressively mingebag for 1989. GIB

Senokot Co-op Funeral Care Dunelm

That's got me thinking. Whatever the AS Motorsport vehicle may be, it'll be nothing without sponsorship. So who do we want emblazoned on the side of our chariot? I'll start: - Tenalady - Rennie - Bettaware - Saga - Bournemouth & Christchurch tourist board

OMG that is motorsport perfection. Would crash into a wall, 14/10

That is the best car I've ever seen. One day, all cars will look like that inside. Vertical cassette player is the chef's kiss.

Here's the weird satternav thing. I've never seen a Becker in a Ford, I wonder if it was a Euro/continental thing? I kind of want one now.