There was an article in the guardian last week about car insurance prices - there was a lady with an Evoque who paid £450 two years ago, £1,300 last year and the best price she can get this year is £2,800.
I went back.
'Oh, hi angle! I recognise you from last time, sorry again about that. The good news is we've got two cars left this time, if you're OK with an auto again there's a Subaru Forester or if you prefer a manual you can have a Vaux...'
Reader, I didn't let her finish the sentence.