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    Mot checked it to see how bad. :shock::shock:

    MOT history of this vehicle

    • Test date24 August 2016
    • Test ResultFail
    • Odometer reading92,075 miles
    • MOT test number9979 5565 8627
    • Reason(s) for failure

       

       

      Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

      Offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)

      Nearside Rear Inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

      Nearside Rear Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Offside Rear Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Nearside Front Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Nearside Front Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Offside Front Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Offside Front Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

      Offside Front Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter insecure to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)

      Offside Front Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)

      Offside Front Inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

      Nearside Front Inner Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

      Offside Front Inner Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

      Offside Front Outer Brake master cylinder/servo mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (3.6.C.3)

      Nearside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed perished (4.1.D.1b)

      Offside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed perished (4.1.D.1b)

    TL:DR

     

    No fucking arse in car.

  2. A £350 caravan, made £2,950 worse by some Cath Kidson wannabe fucking spoon with a copy of Practical Vinyl Outhouse Covering monthly.

     

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    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-retro-caravan-1950s-diner-style-C1-390-1978-Europa-fully-customized-/201846652331?hash=item2efeff7dab:g:3rAAAOSwol5YwWfJ

     

    If they get £6,500 for that mobile pile of scrap Lego, not only will I show my arse in Burton's window, I'll wrap my bollocks in gold foil, coat my purple headed womb broom with Ferrero Rocher chocolate and invite Prince Charles's daughter-in-law to lick it off at Ascot next year.

    Please crowdfund this. #seebillysgoldenballbaggetaroyallicking@outofdatemensclothingemporium.com

  3. 20170201_1720421.jpg 20170201_1720421.jpgCouple of slightly unusual Foci. First up this excellent listing; having looked into it the car had very low mileage until it's last MOT in 2015, and is one of the 'factory fit' LPG models. I daresay the gas stuff might be worth breaking it for if it's terminally knackered some other way?

     

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    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122327397210?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

    WLTM next doors xr3 please

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