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    Jazoli reacted to maxxo in 2003 C5 exclusiveness!   
    seriously happy with this one
    i kew i wanted another C5, and i certainly couldn't have done better i'd say
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    Jazoli got a reaction from OM646 in 2003 C5 exclusiveness!   
    Fixed that for you
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    Jazoli reacted to trigger in The new news 24 thread   
    I'm posting on the news 24 thread so I must have bought another shitter 🤦‍♂️
    So a lady in the village rings my wife saying Trig likes old cars would he be interested in her Husband uncles old Capri 2.0 Laser? Both him and his wife have died of old age and the property has been left to them and it needs clearing out and the Capri needs to go as they want the garage space and it a burden now... 
    Obviously I say I yes! The next thing I get is a text to say her mother in laws at the house if I want to head over, it's a hour and half away near Ware and I'm on nights but I jump in my car and head over immediately. 

    Upon opening the garage I'm greeded with this! 
    It's sat there since 2003 when the owner got Parkinsons and stopped driving, he bought it new from Gates in Harlow in 1986 and done 95000 miles before parking it up not to be touched until now. 


    It's a proper garage find, lot of cobwebs and dust but it's in great condition, the drivers seat is worn, a few scabs on the bottom of the arches and a few dents and bent bumpers, all as expected from a elderly owner 

    The engine is a bit corroded but hopefully OK, I couldn't turn it over but I'm sure it be fine, the suspension strut top has seen Stevie Wonder weld it for a mot

    That will need sorted but on the whole is fantastic 



    So I agreed to buy it, of course and its coming home this Friday, exciting times! 
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Doctormop in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Timewaster in The new news 24 thread   
    Nope, paint it black
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    Jazoli reacted to dozeydustman in The new news 24 thread   
    Daddy-daughter morning out at Silverlake. Mini needs a pair of front shocks for MoT and found an R50 with 2 very new looking dampers and springs

    Madam gets started stripping the offside. Defeated by 2 pinch bolts (one each side) that were too much even for my breaker bar.
     

    Returning empty handed for now, going to borrow an uggadugga gun and go back together on Monday or Tuesday, but we had some good bonding time at least. And madam is wearing a “Cock Piss Partridge” t-shirt for bonus mirth
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    Jazoli got a reaction from cort16 in The grumpy thread   
    Be reeet cut it before where its leaking, fold it over a couple of times and clamp it with locking pliers, job done!
    I'm not recommending this but I have done it in an emergency before
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    Jazoli reacted to 808 Estate in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Born to be mild.

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    Jazoli got a reaction from neil1971 in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from RoverFolkUs in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Remspoor in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli reacted to paulplom in The grumpy thread   
    Christ. They'll be pleased when you fuck off.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from paulplom in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli reacted to loserone in The grumpy thread   
    Fuck the system
     
    (by which I mean those AUTHORITY TYPES ON FORUMS who aren't allowed to make comments.)
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    Jazoli got a reaction from grizgut in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from myglaren in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Saabnut in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Rusty_Rocket in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from chadders in The grumpy thread   
    It's also the least cuntish thing to do, I've been a landlord with cunts for tenants who've not paid rent and trashed the fucking house owing thousands, it's a cunts trick, I can't believe people are recommending not paying, I hope to fuck you never have to rent your own house out.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Remspoor in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from chodweaver in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from sdkrc in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from crad in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from HarmonicCheeseburger in The grumpy thread   
    Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property
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    Jazoli got a reaction from UltraWomble in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Replaced the Z900 with this last week

    Did a 300 mile trip on it today and its alright, I'm going to buy a newer model so I'll probably be selling it soon, cheap!
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