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    Jazoli got a reaction from Craig the Princess in The grumpy thread   
    They are trying to justify their incredibly dangerous 'smart' motorways after there has been several deaths.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from bobdisk in The grumpy thread   
    They are trying to justify their incredibly dangerous 'smart' motorways after there has been several deaths.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from crad in The grumpy thread   
    They are trying to justify their incredibly dangerous 'smart' motorways after there has been several deaths.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from R1152 in The grumpy thread   
    They are trying to justify their incredibly dangerous 'smart' motorways after there has been several deaths.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Supernaut in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli reacted to Jerzy Woking in The Bikeshite Thread   
    BT cancelled my contract when I moved, so lost access to MotoGP. Found out that Servustv.com in Austria have it showing on free to air all season. That includes practice and qualifying sessions too.
    Can either download their app or just go to servustv.com to watch. BUT you will need to have a VPN to show you are in Austria. All legitimate too.
    Perfect coverage, commentary is available in English too, using Dorna's own commentators Matt Birt and Steve Day.
     
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    Jazoli reacted to chancer in The new news 24 thread   
    After 2 months of putting it off, the 307cc now has an MOT. Clean pass as well 👌 

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    Jazoli got a reaction from Jerzy Woking in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Twiggy in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from juular in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Split_Pin in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Shite Ron in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Amishtat in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli got a reaction from spartacus in Reading the Ads...   
    "Testing the water" = I'm a fucking bellend
    'Needs a gearbox bearing, part is only £20' whilst omitting to mention the £600 labour to fit.
    'Should fly through next mot' = I know its fucked as my dodgy mate did the last one.
    'XXXX not working, nevva bovverd me m8' = I'm a thick cunt and have spent 2p maintaining the car in the last 5 years, had a corker like this when asking questions about a car on FB 'car sometimes cuts out, always restarts fine on the key' just what you want in the fast lane of the M6 in an automatic car, I'll just stop and restart it should I?
    Anyone who uses text speak in any advert or when you send a message about the car gets binned and the car forgotten immediately, the world is full of cheapskate illiterate fools, Its fairly easy to see right through most ads, I know I have passed good cars over but the sellers inability to communicate clearly in English has cost them the sale.
     
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    Jazoli reacted to Daviemck2006 in Davies four wheeled fun   
    Duly cancelled

    Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk

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    Jazoli reacted to Zelandeth in The new news 24 thread   
    I do love this car, but the fuel economy never ceases to make me wince!

    Cruising on the level at 50 for instance, which is about the best you expect to see...23mpg shown on the instantaneous readout...
    Do I really care though?  Not really!
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    Jazoli got a reaction from adw1977 in Ask a Shiter   
    According to the missus who is a publisher they will be paying £150-£300 a month for a full page ad if they run it every month (maybe cheaper, only the mags owner will know) so there must be a lot of gullible people out there still.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Stevebrookman in The new news 24 thread   
    Took the missus for a drive over hardknott and wrynose passes today, the ungrateful shite 308cc rewarded us by blowing a coolant hose at the top.of wrynose, thankfully I had 8 litres of sparkling water in the boot which got me to Ambleside then I limped to work in Bowness and 'fixed' it with amalgamating tape.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Yoss in The new news 24 thread   
    Took the missus for a drive over hardknott and wrynose passes today, the ungrateful shite 308cc rewarded us by blowing a coolant hose at the top.of wrynose, thankfully I had 8 litres of sparkling water in the boot which got me to Ambleside then I limped to work in Bowness and 'fixed' it with amalgamating tape.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Split_Pin in The new news 24 thread   
    Took the missus for a drive over hardknott and wrynose passes today, the ungrateful shite 308cc rewarded us by blowing a coolant hose at the top.of wrynose, thankfully I had 8 litres of sparkling water in the boot which got me to Ambleside then I limped to work in Bowness and 'fixed' it with amalgamating tape.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from martc in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Ok then, I've never heard anything so ridiculous personally.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Wack in Brown trouser moments in your shiting career   
    I once let all the smoke out of my yamaha Fazers wiring loom, I couldn't get it back in and it cost me a few quid to sort, I now make sure I disconnect batteries.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from twosmoke300 in Brown trouser moments in your shiting career   
    I once let all the smoke out of my yamaha Fazers wiring loom, I couldn't get it back in and it cost me a few quid to sort, I now make sure I disconnect batteries.
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Tim_E in The new news 24 thread   
    Fitted a new coil pack and leads to the roffle win golf today, hoping it solves the rough idle when it's hot as my account is now £140 lighter.

    Also found a blow in the centre section of the exhaust so that'll be next on the list 😞
    I then fixed an intermittent airbag light on my daughters civic by removing the bulb, it'll do for now
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    Jazoli got a reaction from Jerzy Woking in Brown trouser moments in your shiting career   
    I once let all the smoke out of my yamaha Fazers wiring loom, I couldn't get it back in and it cost me a few quid to sort, I now make sure I disconnect batteries.
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