Jazoli

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

All it does is penalise folk who don't want to buy a new car or simply cannot afford to, why can't these people thinking up these stupid ideas just fuck right off, cunts

It has to be clean for that price or you get mixed scrap value which is shite,

Really? fuck it I'll hire a van and scrap it myself then

Really? fuck it I'll hire a van and scrap it myself then

It's £800 too much for the gumtree/ebay mouthbreathers.
 
I was thinking of moving my A6 on, but the thought of putting it on ebay has changed my mind.

I've just seen this on Facebook, how the fuck is it still MOTed?!
 





 

Fucking VW's, daughters washer motor has stopped working in her 2012 Polo, and she's just about to leave for work, no problem says I, I'll go and change the fuse, will only take a minute,  remove fusebox lid, open owners manual to find correct page for the fusebox diagram and it is not there, just a fucking useless paragraph saying that changing fuses is potentially damaging and dangerous and the car should be taken to the dealer for diagnosis, what the cunting fuck? no twatting diagram, I have never owned a car without a diagram and/or list of fuse numbers, who in their fucking tiny mind thought this was a good idea? what a bunch of utter cunthairs, I don't have time to have a look and inspect all the fuses as she is going to be late for work so will have to do it tomorrow, fuck you VW, what an utterly moronic fucking idea and another step to dissuade people from DIY'ing their cars and forcing people back to the dealer for stupid little things, cunts 

mot end of may 2016,1 elderly owner,genuine mileage 45000,should fly through again,as mileage of last test was 44147,first the bad clutch r bearing noisy,drives well,stops great,5 as new tyres,spare never used,logbook due soon,had to change it from disabled tax,to plg,taxed to get you home,few small jobs done,air,oil,s/plugs done,and i have done the all important timing belt,ten,change,was the original one.radio/cass,2 keys,airbags,no welded need,very solid,prievious weld was done by previous owner,see mot info.pws,.its green,you cant miss it in carpark.great heater,antifreeze done.new preowned bonnet hinge fitted,nice shade of silver.....have rustproofed top door sill in picture, tel 01204 294497,way,way,north, bl1 2lt....

Now washed and touched up and polished
 

 

 
Bargain

Well it's not really as it involved a 2 minute walk round the corner!

Saw a one line advert on local FB selling page last night for a 'car, none runner, 6 months mot, £350'

Sent a cheeky message and it transpires it was on the next street being sold by a youngish woman who had decided to sell it as it wouldn't start one cold morning and she thought it was knackered and had ordered a new lease car through work, so I went for a look, it was a dead as a dodo so I sucked air in through my teeth and muttered about taking a huge gamble if it was a non runner and I'd take a punt at £100, which she readily agreed to so the deal was done monies changed hands and went back home.

Went back with jump leads and my focus and it fired straight up much to the obvious disgust of the seller who was watching out of the window so I gave her a cheery wave and left making noises like half a Porsche 911 (ahem)

Here it is in all its glory





Found a major fault almost straight away, it had a dodgy connection on an indicator bulb, managed to effect a cost free and permanent repair by giving it a wiggle.

Apart from that major fault there's nowt wrong with it apart from needing a polish, it has a full and comprehensive history, lots of recent suspension and exhaust bits and a newish bluetooth mp3 stereo thingy, the youngest daughter is very pleased at present as it's now hers to learn in.

Now washed and touched up and polished
 

 

 
Bargain

Now washed and touched up and polished
 

 

 
Bargain

Well it's not really as it involved a 2 minute walk round the corner!

Saw a one line advert on local FB selling page last night for a 'car, none runner, 6 months mot, £350'

Sent a cheeky message and it transpires it was on the next street being sold by a youngish woman who had decided to sell it as it wouldn't start one cold morning and she thought it was knackered and had ordered a new lease car through work, so I went for a look, it was a dead as a dodo so I sucked air in through my teeth and muttered about taking a huge gamble if it was a non runner and I'd take a punt at £100, which she readily agreed to so the deal was done monies changed hands and went back home.

Went back with jump leads and my focus and it fired straight up much to the obvious disgust of the seller who was watching out of the window so I gave her a cheery wave and left making noises like half a Porsche 911 (ahem)

Here it is in all its glory





Found a major fault almost straight away, it had a dodgy connection on an indicator bulb, managed to effect a cost free and permanent repair by giving it a wiggle.

Apart from that major fault there's nowt wrong with it apart from needing a polish, it has a full and comprehensive history, lots of recent suspension and exhaust bits and a newish bluetooth mp3 stereo thingy, the youngest daughter is very pleased at present as it's now hers to learn in.