tinribs

being a twat with sweet FA to do on a run up north one day  , I stayed behind one twonk but in the nearside lane ....
when it came to their junction , they decided to indicate , manoeuvrer , look ,   and I was in the mirror  !!!
after wobbling all over the place , they then missed the junction !!
 

DIY convertible pulled over by police in Swinton Manchester 


 
 

This random parking space in the middle of an otherwise normal car park
obviously I had to choose it to park in   

Bonkers shop front petrol station anyone? Not sure how this has survived, thought the tanks had to be replaced every X years?
 

What me, looks like a donkey bottom nipper to me!

FFS , Jag owner 2 cars in front of me dawdles up the slip road to join the M57 , me and car behind him realise he is a knob and hang back , as expected he went the full length of the slip road and went to drift into the motorway without filtering in  .....
Except 40 tons of girders and wheels went past his wing mirror , waking him up , he went onto the hard shoulder and then kicked up loads of gravel and shite as the lorry boxed him in for a few hundred yards .
Bet he will be checking his paintwork / pants when he gets home ......

Bought a load of booze on Thursday , dropped car off at garage on Friday ..
Car still at garage .
Guess where the booze is .......

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Hi, is that AAA valeting 
Do you have any availability today , do you collect 
 

That is what you get when you have cheap Chinese stuff. Wait until you use the sat nav. Play Bon Jovi and it will tell you that you are halfway there.