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  1. My guitar teacher at school had one in the very same colour. For that reason I have always liked them. I may attend this auction and I may bid for this fine machine, or the Fiasco Festival, the Renault 9, the Daihatsu Charade, the MR2, the Escort van or possibly even the NIssan Sunny. This auction company requires a £500 cash deposit if one registers to bid. That seems a bit unusual to me.
  2. I remember when the Autotrader was thick and full of juiciness, like a big, fat Quorn steak. Now it's pitifully thin and weak looking. No need now, I suppose with the advancements in Internetism.
  3. Yeah, I'd rather have a dodgy old Civic with gr8 tyres and brakes than a newer version of same with high monthly payments and no £££ left to buy decent tyres and so on when needed.
  4. I've always had a thing for those 70's Civics. My first primary school teacher had one in a dark red colour.
  5. Can you have a quiet word about dem wheels, Guv?
  6. Are those Wover estates weally ware? And that Datsun Bluebird, or rather those hideous wheels. What was he thinking?
  7. Thanks for all replies, Obi Wanks, much appreciated.. Strut mounts replaced but steering rack bushes not. Passenger side caliper is a bit sticky, too. Will mention this to mechanics. The thing is, the garage have been over it like a rash several times, including on slider plates, and not found the cause. Very frustrating.
  8. More info required, dudes. I am hearing a very loud droning noise from under the centre console/middle of engine bay when moving at 60mph+. Is it the driveshaft or summat else? I'm seriously considering buying a modern wee shit-box, I can't stand these damn noises!
  9. The new can of Bumper Shine I bought smells like a fairly expensive eau de toilette I wore years ago. Splash it all over - fucking yes!
  10. https://www.gumtree.com/p/caravans/abi-marauder-400-d-caravan/1236326660 I've always wanted something with a name like 'The Marauder', so I have. It sounds so cool... I am selling my ABI Marauder 400 D caravan. It is 4 berth (two double beds). It has loads of storage and lovely cooking area. Everything is in full working order .The fridge works off gas or electric when hooked up.I am also including in the sale awning, the electric hook up cable ,wash hand basin,cooker, grill. roller water barrel, pump, hose and drainage container and picnic table and porta potty loo. There is a gas bottle, but it needs refilling. Its a lovely light van to tow so you won't need a big heavy car to tow. Lovely cosy caravan in beautiful condition inside and out. £850 ono. I can assure any interested parties that there is no piss smell emanating from the carpets or soft furnishings whatsoever. Viewing welcome.
  11. https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-part-accessories/camper-van-converter/1228828008 No it's not just a small collection of plastic crates from Poundland, some plywood and, quite literally, a pot to piss in. It's a...Self contained unit to slip into your van and turn it into a camper...so bring it on you crazy hipsters!
  12. https://www.gumtree.com/p/swap-shop/cf-1983-bedford-motorhome-project.-runs-drives-swap-for-big-bike-tourer-project/1229306429 It's so huge it can't be photographed in full. THIS IS A PROJECT. TRIED SELLING BUT TIMEWASTERS ABUNDANT SO TRYING SWAP NOW. SWAP BIG BIKE PREFERABLY TOURER GOLDWING BMW ETC Timewasters, or people who rocked up and said naw when the stench of dampness assailed their nostrils.
  13. https://www.gumtree.com/p/wheel-rims-tyres/honda-civic-type-r-fn2-5-x-stud-alloys-hydro-dipped-/1233617399 Hydro Dipped 2 x Weeks ago for £320.......did not suit Red car at all. Need to create space in my flat as I got brand new 5 x spoke Wolfrace Graphite alloys fitted instead. Might fit another style/colour of car. Aye, any car owned by Stevie Wonder or David Blunkett. This knob-rocket should be launched for doing this to a poor, unsuspecting set of wheels. I would be too embarrassed to sell these things.
  14. Car burning is a fairly recent phenomenon in Sweden. I wonder why?
  15. Should have gone to lincolncuntinental.com for one of these. You would also need to go in to the adult leisure industry pdq.
  16. Fuds who shout unintelligible nonsense out of their car windows at me when I'm out cycling. Piss off!
  17. I love that Datsun and want to buy it.
  18. ...and this to go with the Bandit car I already have. Just need Snowman's rig now.
  19. I just received these. Paid top dorrah but well worth it.
  20. Gorse flowers Freshly cut grass Clean laundry hanging on an outside washing-line Fresh orange juice Leather in an old car Ozone in the air after a rain shower Wood smoke drifting across a beach
  21. Now then, now then, remember the eggs (jingle jangle jewellery).
  22. Depends on the weather. I wonder if that Yugo will sell this time?
  23. I have 2.0l, 1.8l and 1.6l in total. Is that OK, aye?
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