Kiltox

Collectioning tomorrow - something big, thirsty and void of a MoT

Yep - just made an arse of changing core plugs on a 1.4 Fiesfa so it's still running a bit rough but less so than before

I like them HOWEVER people need to realise that when the car hasn't turned your lights on for you, they might still fucking be required!

I like them HOWEVER people need to realise that when the car hasn't turned your lights on for you, they might still fucking be required!

I like them HOWEVER people need to realise that when the car hasn't turned your lights on for you, they might still fucking be required!

I like them HOWEVER people need to realise that when the car hasn't turned your lights on for you, they might still fucking be required!

I like them HOWEVER people need to realise that when the car hasn't turned your lights on for you, they might still fucking be required!

OMG SUPER RARE HOWMANYLEFT RARER THAN AN AK47 FIVE POUND NOTE 

OMG SUPER RARE HOWMANYLEFT RARER THAN AN AK47 FIVE POUND NOTE 

Looks decent!!!!!
 
FUTURE CLASSIC
 
JAPANESE, RELIABLE.
 
FREE ROAD TAX SOON.
 
OWNED BY MR A.MITSUBISHI OF TOKYO BUT LOST PROOF.
 
Perhaps some of these headline grabbers would speed up the sale?

Paid the last payment on the Xantia of many shiters this morning, it's now legally/officially mine!
 
Thanks for the trusted shitter payment scheme daz, never been called trusted before! (unless someone wants something...)

I want to see a Lexus with Saxo lights.

Had a couple of these and a tidy one is a thing of joy on a sunny day. They are comfortable on a long journey but not the kind of car for the boy racer or thrusting pistonheads reading executive, which in itself is a source of joy.
Ps if anyone buys this I have a set of winter tyres on steel wheels with Rover hubcaps, the tyres being in as new condition. Lack of Rover means that they are free to the genuine Rover shitter who collects. I also still have a Rover 400 green leather set of seats in my summerhouse that are available at the right price to a suitable Rover owner.

Right, I actually properly need to move the Colt on as part of a fleet reduction* strategy.
 
Fuel gauge is still broken, fuel filler is still a bodge.
 
Brand new battery.... held in with a ratchet strap because the clamp is crap
 
Box of spares in the boot including a bunch of brand new parts. New fog light lens on its way and I'll fit it if I have time to replace the taped up one
 
MOT August 17
 
£200. Cheltenham. Lift from train station available.
 
Anyone want to give it the love it deserves? Fuel sender is available from a seller in Cyprus for around £80

Roof down on a sunny day they are full of win though!

Don't really want to do this but I could do with having less cars around and I'm not overly sure about having it sitting outside all winter.
 
Rover 216 Cabriolet on a 1998 R reg
1.6 K series with no signs of OMGHGF
Around 85k on the clock if I remember correctly
Grey and red cloth interior
Factory radio and CD changer - volume knob is a bit dodgy
Body is tidy for the age bar a couple of rust spots on the rear arches and the odd trolley ding. Interior could use a good clean.
Original tonneau cover and emergency roof cover in boot
Roof is very clean and I think quite new (seller said it was replaced 4 years ago)
MOT April 17
 
Runs and drives well - rear bushes are a bit creaky and the tyres are a bit old and perished though so it would benefit from a bit of winter tinkering
 
£350 takes it - in Cheltenham and I can pick you up from the station no problem
 

I like these, although they are total bollocks of course. That one of mine is a right crock, at £85 it was 'fairly priced'.

I don't need the car but if you want to sell the parts separately let me know as I have a 1986 lancer which they could be useful for. No worries if you want to keep everything together but keep us in mind. Hope it finds a good home.

Right, I actually properly need to move the Colt on as part of a fleet reduction* strategy.
 
Fuel gauge is still broken, fuel filler is still a bodge.
 
Brand new battery.... held in with a ratchet strap because the clamp is crap
 
Box of spares in the boot including a bunch of brand new parts. New fog light lens on its way and I'll fit it if I have time to replace the taped up one
 
MOT August 17
 
£200. Cheltenham. Lift from train station available.
 
Anyone want to give it the love it deserves? Fuel sender is available from a seller in Cyprus for around £80

May have ordered an ECU set for one last stab at the Shite Panda.... idiot I know
 
Also looking at some NOS Colt parts but they're a lot of money

£5 note with serial number CN77 and broken Xbox 2nyt bruv?

Not an excuse but I do feel sorry for the guys that do this type of work - 180 drops a day for pennies each. Horrible work.

And don't you fucking dare try to take a panel van without booking it in - even if it's a Kangoo so smaller than a decent 7 seater.