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On 29/12/2023 at 21:45, Dave_Q said:
MagnificentĀ
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16 hours ago, big_al_granvia said:
Story from a mate, he is driving a hack in Glasgow, now tam has just had a wee operation in a sore place. Anyway late on he picks up these 2 ladies in the gay bar area of town, nice and respectable they ask to go to paisley about a 10-15 minute drive. Sets off and the 2 ladies are starting to kiss and fondle each other, tam starts feeling the pain, he tries to ignore the rear mirror as the ladies continue but it gets bad. He asks them to stop, cue laughter, whats up asks one, you getting a stauner?? The other girl laughs and slips off her leather jacket to reveal a leather too that's barely covering her tits, her friend takes this as a invite and starts licking. Tam screams "Ffs I had a circumcision the other day and the pills urnae working". Being nice Glasgow ladies they dress and the remainder of the journey is silent
Different slant!!! After a Christmas doo a few years ago, a small group of us ended up in the local gay joint as it was the only place that stayed open lateā¦ so we all got drinks and got seated on tall bar stools along a back wall. The joint was an old Belfast industrial type premises with huge steel / iron pillar type supports from floor to ceiling- spread along the centre line of the open floorā¦ Nowā¦.. seated on a leather sofa directly in front of our group were two incredibly attractive ladies - who were āmaking outā! Now we were collectively trying our best not to noticeā¦.. one girl (who had a buzz cut like GI Jane) got to her feet and proceeded to do a sexy dance for the other, before doing a pole dance with one of the pillarsā¦. This was long before āMileyā and her tongue thingā¦. GI Jane licked the ceiling support before touching her toes and grind (hump) on the supportā¦. I shit you notā¦.. I fell off my bar stool!!! Totally ruining their moment! š¤£ Got nothing whatsoever to do with taxiing! Just thought Iād share!!
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44 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:
I'd still rather have a normal ICE 2CV personally. Id also never spend anywhere near the amount they cost on a motor vehicle, but thats just me. And i would never ever have one of those plastic rear end 'ville' vans - thats another story entirely
The vans are plastic?!
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14 minutes ago, Matty said:
Any car that's still on the road past a typical ten year life cycle is already doing its bit by negating the need to make another car to replace it. Just my opinion mindĀ š
I hear youā¦ although at Ā£13,000 to re manufacture a 2CVā¦. Before installing the Ā Ā£17,000 EV equipment is - making a new car.
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Have you shitters seen these?! Ā£30k for a remanufactured plug in ev Citroen 2CV!! Or alternatively pay Ā£17k to have your own CV converted!!
slap me and wake me up from this nightmare!
Marketing as brand new cars, but theyāre registered ā88 and ā89 respectively. Have full type approval etcā¦ but Ā£30k?!
I do like the conceptā¦.. but not at that cost.
Also being marketed as a classic car for limited use. Standard range in summer = 65 miles, cut that in half for winter use (quoting the manufacturer).
thoughts?
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I fukked up soo bad! Something like 10 -Ā 12 years ago. Ā Fella I knocked about with offered me this exact Clio Williamsā¦. Ā£1500 quid.. figure this! I turned my nose up at it because it didnāt feel quick enough (150hp) and the clutch was a bit ropeyā¦. Ā Proper proper Williams.Ā It was in really good shape tooā¦.. had a light rear end tap but well enough repaired..Ā
Went for a 172 instead!Ā This is from a man thatās beside himself these days with 100hp sambas and 106! What a twat I was!!Ā It was sold on and itās Ā been in storage for years.
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On 2/19/2023 at 6:15 PM, Shite Ron said:
You do know @Shite Ronthat if they were over here in Norn Iron theyād be rehoused to fakerās house! But shipping costs from the mainlandĀ make theseĀ Ā rather uneconomical for meā¦
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On 2/7/2023 at 9:49 PM, sheffcortinacentre said:
Unladen like that probably not that much of a problem. Being modern it's probably around a tonne.
The original KA weighs roughly the same as a MK2 cortina!
The light weight MX5 weighs the same as a sierra!
Yeah I was just running it back to the storage facility. Yaris 1.3 has a towing capacity of 1050kg, Brian James is 600kg empty. Towed it no problemĀ
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Plod over in Norn IronĀ definitely had a specialist vehicle unit where special vehicleĀ testing and trials were done. An Astra Sri turbo was sourced and sent to Courtney SportĀ for the full package. Upgraded suspension and brakes, turbo, intercooler, pipework and mapping. It was a one off order and was specifically for traffic branch.Ā Once it was retired from service it was sold with the entire Courtney Sport documented folder detailing all the modifications. This is the actual carā¦ It was unmarked and virtually nothing gave it away. It had blue strobe lights and sirens obviously!
Norn iron plod used to have this Focus RS too. Iām led to believe it was tweaked also.
now itās a fleet of M135 beemers with over 300 bhp as standard!!! Focus RS.. Focus ST and a Golf R
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405 estate, a BX, and Xsantia spotted today. Wasnāt able to get the phone out quick enough thoughā¦
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3 hours ago, Faker said:
Chod spotting in the south of France has been very poor so farā¦. One Opel Corsa A (nova), one Citroen xsara, one mk1 Clio and one 2CV6 under a tarpaulinā¦. Where did it all go wrong?! This place used to be full of older chodā¦ and not that terribly long ago!
Update! Another mk1 Clio, one C15 and a Peugeot J9 camper. A Volvo 440/460, and a shed load of Gen1 Twingos.. Oh and an early panda.
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Chod spotting in the south of France has been very poor so farā¦. One Opel Corsa A (nova), one Citroen xsara, one mk1 Clio and one 2CV6 under a tarpaulinā¦. Where did it all go wrong?! This place used to be full of older chodā¦ and not that terribly long ago!
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So Iām for Lyon in the morningā¦ hire car bookedā¦ then off to Lans En Vercors.. so Iām going to be hunting for old French chod! Guess whoās packed some PTS clothing?! š¬
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3 hours ago, Wack said:
Helicopters, jetskis, snowmobiles, motorbikesĀ
None are as forgiving as a car when it does go wrong, I see Jeremy Renner has been crushed by a snow plough, still alive thoughĀ
The truly sad thing isā¦. Renner was using his own snowplough to open roads where he lives. He went to the assistance of an ordinary Joe who was strandedā¦ and got run overĀ by his own snowplough!
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Yup.. looks like itās going to be postponedā¦ and Iām all paid up for two to go next week! I canāt change to whatever the new date will be. Looks like itās just shite spotting in the French Alps then!
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Nahā¦.
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R.I.P.Ā
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So itās literally the first week of Januaryā¦. and European countries are experiencing a heatwaveā¦. ThereāsĀ no snow on the resortsā¦ Ā with ski runs closingā¦.Ā you couldnāt make this shit up! Will have to make enquiries to confirm that the event isnāt going to be re-scheduledā¦ no point arriving at the French Alps for there to be no racing or skiing!
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106 XSi competition car
in AutoShite
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XSi became a van (with a roll-cage) last night š¤£
5x complete wheel assemblies, 5x loose rims, a complete engineā¦. along with a few other bits and bobs (lamp pod)!
Old girl earns her keep!!