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    twosmoke300 reacted to Wack in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    That's an unfortunate name 

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    twosmoke300 reacted to hairnet in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Sad old man travel alert

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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from MrGTI6 in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Through the window it would go !
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    twosmoke300 reacted to UltraWomble in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Shite bike acquired for 16YO Womble
    1998 Honda SGX50 (Sky)

     
    I had one when they first came out in 1998

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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from bunglebus in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Through the window it would go !
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from LightBulbFun in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Of course being flat out at work , over run with motor bikes at home and work and being a 17st fatty meant I had to buy a grom with a broken engine
     

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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from JJ0063 in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Through the window it would go !
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from RoverFolkUs in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Through the window it would go !
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    twosmoke300 reacted to DaveDorson in Wheels.. alloy ones, they're a proper bellend to refurbish   
    Good idea to use PPE when you're doing this sort of work.. note my safety chins, glasses, and protective stubble 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to HillmanImp in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    Reminds me of  'the lighter game' my housemates and I used to play at our old place. 
    Basically, we'd be sat there playing Tiger Woods or Halo on the XBox or something and someone would go to the toilet. 
    As you heard them coming downstairs, you'd strategically chuck a lighter on the fire as near to where they were sat and then just casually wait for them to sit down. 
    It would take 20 seconds or so for the lighter to explode/fire itself across the room like an Air France Concorde, hopefully towards the intended victim, ruining their aim or swing and handing you the advantage, whilst they tried to put out the flames, assuming it went to plan and didn't hit you, someone else or the cat or something. 
    Surprisingly, I dont recall any serious injuries but that might just be due to my bad memory caused by too many head injuries........ possibly by exploding lighters hitting my noggin at high speed, who knows. 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to New POD in The grumpy thread   
    I put all sorts of shite at the bottom of the general bin. Then, on bin day, I open the bin bag from.the kitchen, so it looks like a fucking massacre in there. If they want to sort through to the bottom, they'll be sorting through the most hideous mess. 
     
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    twosmoke300 reacted to High Jetter in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    I could suck a 380 or 382. Y, tho?
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Garythesnail in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    Tractor tho


    Reminds me of Frank the combine harvester from Cars
     
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    twosmoke300 reacted to RoverFolkUs in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Edit - not mine, pinched from online 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to sutty2006 in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    No, I’m sorry but I disagree. Putting a car up for auction, saying it’s for sale elsewhere, but not allowing anyone to come and buy it is a cunts trick. They either want to sell it or auction it.  
     
    either auction it off, or sell it on classified ad. It’s that simple. 
     
    what the seller really wants is the bids to go higher than what they want for it. Who doesn’t? But going about it the wrong way makes them look cuntish. They put “for sale elsewhere” to cover them to pull the auction if bids don’t get high enough. Another way of saving money by not putting a “reserve” on it. 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Dave_Q in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    I think DavidB is the seller?
    I kinda get the buyers point that expecting him to drive however many hours to then drive home and bid on the auction is not something I'd be up for.
    As the seller you must have a price in mind and if he can come and pay cash so you don't get bummed for ebay fees this sounds like a win to me. 
    The numpties that bid on it sight unseen must have a 5% chance of ever turning up and collecting and you just sent a fairly genuine sounding buyer away?
    TBF if I was the buyer I wouldn't have bothered sending #8 I would have just left it and moved onto the next one, whatever it is if its a PD130 sport its one of many.
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    twosmoke300 reacted to sierraman in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    I think some people get confused they’re selling a fucking Hispano Suiza at Coys not a 2005 Astra on Gumtree. Waiting to see how the market reacts and holding high level talks with investors. Bids under tender, Non disclosure agreements, due diligence reports on potential buyers that sort of thing. 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to sutty2006 in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Aaannnnnnd another one, this time on another Cot the wife has put up for sale….
     
    ”babe, this person wants to send me the money and collect tomorrow?”
     
    “Give me your phone, NOW”
    10 seconds later 
     

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    twosmoke300 reacted to RoverFolkUs in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    .... 
    Oh sorry, we're talking kitchen appliances aren't we..
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    twosmoke300 reacted to High Jetter in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    Can you think of a less reliable appliance?
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    twosmoke300 reacted to chaseracer in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    Got promoted.  #chuffed
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from doug in The Bikeshite Thread   
    Of course being flat out at work , over run with motor bikes at home and work and being a 17st fatty meant I had to buy a grom with a broken engine
     

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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from sierraman in Tight-ass manufacturer short cuts and cost saves   
    M9 helicoil kit is about a tenner for those that have the gentle caress of a rapist on the tools .
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from Lacquer Peel in Tight-ass manufacturer short cuts and cost saves   
    M9 helicoil kit is about a tenner for those that have the gentle caress of a rapist on the tools .
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