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    twosmoke300 reacted to DodgeRover in Harrison's Garage - Sierra DieseL   
    Gears not a timing chain from memory on the Peugeot 2.3d the dots line up something like every 40 revolutions
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Split_Pin in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Quite right man! Shy weans get nae sweeties.
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    twosmoke300 reacted to chaseracer in Dodgy shit hidden by sellers   
    Similarly, my mate Andy's first car was an Austin 1300 which turned out to have a tired 848cc Mini engine.
    It wasn't quick...
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    twosmoke300 reacted to JJ0063 in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Tried to be as detailed as I could, FB doesn’t allow enough characters so mentioned in the advert that the full details are in the pics. 
     
    Matey replies:
     

     
    Why do I fucking bother?
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    twosmoke300 reacted to HillmanImp in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    Deluded pissheads at Shitefest? Never. 




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    twosmoke300 reacted to Aston Martin in The grumpy thread   
    Every human being that has ever been born is at Gretna services.
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    twosmoke300 reacted to chodweaver in The grumpy thread   
    He's prioritising two categories of his other customers over you: the ones with lucrative easy* jobs, and the whiners. You need to get a bit more whiney.

    HTH
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from RoverFolkUs in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    Come on @yes oui si @Sheefag
    We can arrange the bridal suite or a boxing ring for you two . 
    You choose 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Cord Fourteener in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    Brekkie, Scots, Cymraeg, Turkish, give me it all!
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    twosmoke300 reacted to hairnet in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    this is why the nice scotsman brought the bus that time
     
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    twosmoke300 got a reaction from Sunny Jim in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    Whoop ! I’m all over any breakfast available 😂
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    twosmoke300 reacted to hairnet in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    not since 1991
     

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    twosmoke300 reacted to cobblers in AirBNBstream   
    I hope they don't want you to put it back in the box to send it back 🤐
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    twosmoke300 reacted to hairnet in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    But I decided fuck it and this might happen
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Crackers in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    I've had significantly worse days. 






    I've never done any performance driving or particularly hot cars. As it turned out, I can drive a bit quicker than I thought. 9th overall out of 50 participants on 8 activities. 6th fastest in the F3000 car. Generally 2nd fastest in my group but other groups had some serious drivers in them! 
    Caterham Pursuit was great fun, a little skid/stunt course. Absolutely bloody bossed it, arse end sideways all the way but under complete control, no idea how! 😁
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    twosmoke300 reacted to stripped fred in Shitefest 22 North Wales - 15-17th July!!   
    It would be jnteresting to know what vehicle people are bringing. I'll be in my 1997 micra 1.0. That's my son who does the autotests with me.

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    twosmoke300 reacted to catsinthewelder in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    15 hours till the race and the gaffer has decided it would look better with mirrors.

    So where can we get those?

    Need to not crash as it's booked out on hire on Tuesday Monday.

    Edit 
    Looks like we should have fitted wipers.

    Edit 2
    Passed scrutineering

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    twosmoke300 reacted to Bren in The grumpy thread   
    We had a severe weather warning here yesterday - flash floods. It dribbled for about half an hour.
    I wonder how much the met office costs? Reading tea leaves would be cheaper.
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    twosmoke300 reacted to beko1987 in The grumpy thread   
    Use the hoover to suck away your tears as they fall 👍 Ditto for a quick nostril unblock if no ones looking but be careful doing that... 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Barry Cade in The Bikeshite Thread   
    New bike incoming.. purchased blind from Essex for more than I've ever spent on a bike before.. hope I like it, never even sat on one!
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    twosmoke300 reacted to Iamgroot in The Bikeshite Thread   
    In a completely "not keeping it standard" vibe..
    Just managed to obtain a tax exempt Kawasaki Z750 frame, so now I need the rest to make my penniless special, has anyone got anything lying around, available very cheaply that I could graft into it? I'm after at least a 600 lump, preferably on carbs, preferably Kawasaki, I also need yokes, forks, tank, maybe a nicer swingarm?..
    You don't ask, you don't get, as they say..
    Oh and yeah, yeah, points based system for vehicle identities, radically altered vehicles, nuns and kittens will die etc. I know.
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    twosmoke300 reacted to LightBulbFun in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    16th of June
    Nearside Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a)) Offside Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a)) 22nd of June
    Offside Headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) Nearside Headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) im disappointed that on the 24th of June the MOT tester did not put 
    Headlamp aim just right in the advisories somewhere LOL
    "Goldilocks and the headlamp adjustment saga" 
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    twosmoke300 reacted to sierraman in Most stupid message while flogging a shiter   
    Wait for him to get there and discover it missed a service in 1988 so the deals off! 
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