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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Charlie Croker in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from scruff in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    "Hello Autoshite Fire Brigade"

    Lesson one, take notice.
    £1075 RNM
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171187286663?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from inconsistant in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Banger Kenny in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Right, I'm going to bed.
    But not before leaving this for your delectation.
    At first glance, an HSE Shovit, doesn't really look particularly amazing, until you peek at the spec and engine.
    It's one of only 6 built with a supercharger apparently.
    Currently £6100 and another one for my list of lottery win purchases.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281219692249?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    "Hello Autoshite Fire Brigade"

    Lesson one, take notice.
    £1075 RNM
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171187286663?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from RedSparrow in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from rml2345 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    "Hello Autoshite Fire Brigade"

    Lesson one, take notice.
    £1075 RNM
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171187286663?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Angrydicky in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Jim Bell in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED
    It's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.
    If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.
    And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26
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    outlaw118 reacted to Alexg in Mini Maidstone Meet   
    I'm the one with my hands in my pockets.
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    outlaw118 reacted to barrett in Nouvelle tat: elle arrive en Sussex   
    Despite not having any money or storage space, I recently went halves on another silly old car for no other reason except that it's really freakin' cool. Helpfully it was being sold by a friend so we have worked out a GR9 'payment plan' which involves selling everything we own to try and scrape the cash together and then giving it to him at some point in the future... Time will tell how well this system works out before any lawyers have to get involved.
     
    Anyway, this is what it is

    DSCN5453 by barrogance, on Flickr
     
    Last week the co-owner did a huge schlep across Sussex-Oxford-Sussex to get it. Any car that has to be collected on a trailer and not driven home should be a depressing sight, but JUST LOOK AT IT. The dog remains unimpressed.

    photo2 by barrogance, on Flickr
     
    It's a 1965 car, in the UK for around 13 years but never registered. It was MoT'd three years ago which was probably the last time it was used. The huge history file shows it was pretty comprehensively 'done' in the mid '80s including a full respray. We think it might have only had one French owner before coming here. It was sold on the understanding it would need a full engine rebuild as it sounded like the proverbial skeletal onanist on start-up.
    A note under the bonnet says the last oil change was in 1985... the dipstick was showing below minimum and the oil was black and sludgy. We found this brilliant period can (still with oil in!) in the boot, which probably matches the last change. Trying to get the filler cap off sort of explained why - it took five grown men (one a professional mechanic, all owners of vintage cars) about 35 minutes to get the thing off with the help of a hairdryer and a big hammer. Oil topped up, it instantly sounded better and after being run for ten minutes was beginning to sound almost healthy... We are assuming it was noisy tappets from years of no use?

    DSCN5454 by barrogance, on Flickr
     
    JUST LOOK AT IT

    photo by barrogance, on Flickr

    IMG_20131206_160615 by barrogance, on Flickr
     
    I took it up and down a private road and it's lovely! four-speed column change works brilliantly, brakes are great. We can't see anything obvious that would stop it getting an MoT so the next step is to get a test and then register it so we can actually drive it on the road. Also, a bloody good clean inside and out and trip to a classic fuel injection specialist to give the complex Kugelfischer system a proper overhaul. This will probably all have to wait til next year, sadly, as we will be far too busy between now and xmas with 'real life' to get it sorted.
    The plan is to have it ready for March, and drive it down to Italy next summer for the Villa d'este concours. WCPGW?
     
    In the meantime it's tucked up in a friend's garage, a little corner of France in East Sussex

    France, 1965? by barrogance, on Flickr
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    outlaw118 reacted to Micrashed in Micrashed's Cherry Popped - Pro'ly up for sale   
    El-Cherryo.
     
    Some of you will know the tale behind the Airfix Kit Honda, for those of you that dont - tough,. I spent ages typing it out and then the buggering computer muffed up and lost it. So Im not typing it all again. Suffice to say that I sold my Honda motorbike to a bloke called Alan who carted it away in the back of a Merc camper van.
     
    The money from that was nearly enough to pay for EddyRamrods Nissan Cherry that he was offering for sale about the time I had decided that the Honda wasnt going to be a father/son project and a PM discourse was entered into.
     
    A price agreed..
     
    A holiday taken..
     
    A date finally set..
     
    A train ticket bought..
     
    Insurance arranged..
     
    Breakdown card packed..
     
    And so the windiest day of the year arrived and off I set from Preston to Barrow in Furness - not far but because BIF didnt fall into the Irish Sea, a bit of a long winded trip.
     

    The owner of this Golf went to extreme measures to achieve the "slammed look".
     
    Preston BR have been serving cups of tea  to weary travellers since the first world war, and rumour has it they are going to use a new tea bag very soon.

     
    Preston BR are also responsible for it being buggering cold today by switching the heat off

     
    Eventually, after telling me it was 10 mins late, 23 mins late, then 35 mins late - my train turned up on time and took me via the north west coast to 

     
    Where the wind was so bad i saw a dog blown inside out...
     
    Train p0rn for anoraks...

     
     
    I bought a brew and texted Mr Ramrod and waited - before not very long THIS arrived winking at me...

    (daylight pic robbed from MrDuke)
     
    Went back to Eddys and nattered for a while, met Mrs R and Memphis. Bits of paper were shuffled and the key handed over.
     
    And then... Time to drive the Cherry home (via the "go-go juice" station). A bit of a shock to drive a car with no PAS after all these years, but not an unpleasant one. The Cherry drives very well and hides its age.
     
    There is heaps of room inside, the heater is hotter than the halls of hell and it was the warmest I have been all day, and Eddy needent worry that the four on the floor gear box would be a bit buzzy at motorway speeds, clearly he  has never been in a 998cc K11 - by comparison, the Cherry purred like a contented pussy.

     
    The journey home was uneventful. Really. Oh, the petrol cap refused to open with the key, so the lock has been removed until it can be fixotated, but aside from that all is well.
     
    Stopped here...

    for the longest wee of my life.
     
    And phailing phone battery meant only ropey non flash  pic of Cherry

     
    77 miles later and Im home -

     
    Son given keys to car
     
    Son very happy.
     
    Thanks Eddy, nice to have met you.
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Twiggy in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Check out this hunk of lovely.
    Needs a bit of work, but it's £1000 start BIN £3000, bit rich but, whatever.
    Bit of a trek for collection though.... BUT WAIT!
    That's ok then. Large letters?
    THATS OK THEN.
    (i'll get my coat).
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121224592963?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649#shpCntId
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from morris_ital_lover in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Check out this hunk of lovely.
    Needs a bit of work, but it's £1000 start BIN £3000, bit rich but, whatever.
    Bit of a trek for collection though.... BUT WAIT!
    That's ok then. Large letters?
    THATS OK THEN.
    (i'll get my coat).
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121224592963?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649#shpCntId
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Mr Lobster in The Modified, horrors and honeys, opinions and pics please   
    MODDING? URE DOIN IT RITE (don't read the spec JonDugong-Watt)
    It's got the Ovlov lump in, and looks pretty good i reckon.
    £3500. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-GT-TURBO-WITH-VOLVO-1-7-B18FT-TURBO-ENGINE-1-YEARS-M-O-T-TAX-/200996437354?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecc523d6a
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    outlaw118 reacted to vulgalour in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Double Jeopardy: Post Office Closures means you'll likely never get your Maltese bargain, the best you can hope for is a mauled empty envelope.
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I'm finding this quite disturbing.
    It's currently £2750, and I appear to have just sold a kidney.
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301030609250?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    outlaw118 reacted to NorfolkNWeigh in eBay tat volume 3.   
    What's the consensus on Jag mans 'other classic' kit car or Panther Lima? If a Panther,why no hood? Why do I care what's in the background? It's a bit like looking at the titles on the bookshelves in readers wives type porn.
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    outlaw118 got a reaction from brickwall in ebay 'BARGAINS'   
    Well, we all know what to do. What a charmer.
     
    **clicks watch**
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    outlaw118 reacted to Hertz in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Is this like a 0 or a 5 on your ticket in a tombola? What do I win?
     

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    outlaw118 reacted to willswitchengage in eBay tat volume 3.   
    A friend sent me this on facebook:
     
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/WICKID-SICK-FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-S-BLACK-/281215965595
     

     
     
    Advert makes a fun read, mentions all the biggies "black rap", "masturbation", "batty boys" etc.
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    outlaw118 reacted to tooSavvy in 2014 Autoshite Calendar Photo dump Thread - Closed   
    I thought it might be better it came from me........
     
    enjoy 
     
    tooSavvy
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