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Vitesse Coop for a bag. Less than helpful advert blurb though. GR3 effort 2.479/10 see me after class. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305144136691?hash=item470c0203f3:g:bNgAAOSwapNlBzvJ

Some of a Strada 130TC rally slag, no carbs, passenger seat and very crispy. Currently £977 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115918212715?hash=item1afd438e6b:g:znsAAOSwk55lB0P~

So, what's better than having one Renault 4? Three Renault 4s OBVIOUSLY. £1500 BINS. All in varying stated of BORK tho' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295942297371?hash=item44e789171b:g:5iMAAOSwGLFlDGvR

Well beyond the skillz of the normal man, but I'm sure @RetroShite or @GingerNuttz could cope..... There's more pictures, but frankly it's fucking horrific. Currently £100 no bids, shell only, but FYND ANUVA M8 Vauxhall PA Cresta Priory Wagon https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175911085805?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20211130125621%26meid%3Dd21224e3d072455bb72001cf2fa8c821%26pid%3D101465%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D225783204634%26itm%3D175911085805%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D3650466&_trksid=p3650466.c101465.m3507

Your mother is a clueless bint. Yep, had one just before Donut-head was born, think he chopped it in for a Rover 420Gsi or something. Which he wrapped round a lamp post on the way home.

Fucking Gatwick Airport, specifically their website. Had agreed* to play taxi service for Outlaw_Junior and Micro_Outlaw for their holiday in Tenerife. Drop-off last Tuesday, no problem, aside from the Tigerbumming of £5 for 5 minutes "drop off"...... Collection 1.55 am this morning. Cheers Junior..... Except when I checked the Arrivals on the website, it seemed there was something amiss.....a big red exclamation mark piqued my interest, but no mention of what the problem was. Still nothing around boarding time, Junior messaged to say they'd checked in, all OK, waiting for further instructions, but his phone was dying, and he'd let me know once he'd got some charge. Kept checking, no update on web, so left home at 1am, arrived Gatwick 1.55. Checked website, still showing as 1.55 arrival. Then I had the brainwave of checking TUI website....."Expected departure 2.25am" FFS. Turns out Moose's back seat is very comfortable, and I managed a couple of hours kip until my bladder woke me up. Still arriving at 1.55 according to gatwick's website... they landed 6.25am, baggage collected and out by 7.25am, dropped them off home, back to Outlaw_Towers 8.50. Had supper/breakfast, paid ULEZ (GRRRRRR) and drop off fee again, shower, took a couple of phone calls, now back out. Going to be difficult to not slap someone today.

Team Fat & Blind went to Brands Hatch on Sunday for a BRSCC clubman day - Formula Ford (yawn) and prototypes (kitcars by any other name) Something Else (mainly run of the mill stuff with cages in, nothing massively interesting) BUT: The other event was called the City car Cup (or something) which is Cit C1/Pug107?Aygos with cages, regulation wheels and tyres, dampers etc, and an ecu change, so theoretically it's cheap to build and the claim was made by the (very tedious ) commentator that a season, with car purchase and prep will cost you just shy of £7k. Obviously if you survive the season without serious damage, the next season will be cheaper. Rules and regs here: https://citycarcup.co.uk/ It was pretty entertaining, not especially fast obviously but they looked like a laugh to chivvy around - and there were a few decent* (depending on your P.O.V.) crashes, one right in front of us at the bottom of paddock hill, matey gets a bit twitchy, which leads to tankslapper, which leads to gravel. Everyone slows down apart from Mr Magoo about 12 cars back, up until the very last minute, anchors up, ploughs in, rnds upside down. All Ok but the impact was big enough , and close enough for Mr Blind to see/hear it. £15 a ticket, park wherever you want, we attempted to walk round the perimeter but due to a war wound( I did the splits in the garage about 10 days ago) I took the Moose round instead. Not much to take photos of car-park wise, there was a nice Cobra rep with a 6 litre donk in it, and a replica Lotus 21(?) which was tiny. Had some history too, there was a laminated sheet on the driver's seat. Beardy Fuckwit pictured for scale. The final event of the day was a 2 hour endurance race for the "assorted" class - once everyone started spreading out / stopped falling off at Paddock / Hairpin/Graham Hill, we bailed out.

Poorly C6 with elictrical shizz and gearbag issues. £100 start or £1200BINs Henley. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195946689078?hash=item2d9f553236:g:X9EAAOSwcWZkyllr

Something for you Griffin-gropers, not my bag, but WOTEVS, Badermatic Cavalier, only 6 left (other bollocks is available within the ad.) EML on, currently £870, Alderley Edge. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225735676399?hash=item348ee511ef:g:LGcAAOSw9Y1kVhcK

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious BRANFYND Currently £800odd, in that Inverness, which I believe to be Volvoland. Runs apparently. Be like @Skizzer but without the relevant skillz (in my case) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235138348640?hash=item36bf567660:g:W2QAAOSwL6ZkvjpY

Early Mondeo in Tourmaline(?) @egg £800 start, Boston.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166289776229?hash=item26b7a49e65:g:aHUAAOSwsBhk4ir~

Renault Faux, taken of the road 25 years ago after a tinworm incident at the MoT. So, it's probably now just a VIN plate exercise. Still would though. £720 so far Carlisle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166285015904?hash=item26b75bfb60:g:YCkAAOSwdRFk3g2b

Polo - The Car With The Hole(s), in this case, windscreen frame, most of the underside, and the engine bay. 100p start, and it doesn't come with the SIKK RIMZ https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334998702883?hash=item4dff7a8b23:g:RVkAAOSwjoBkqxSn

Rover 827 in that Cornwall, slight crispiness, mild pogging. And possible OMGHGF. Currently £404 no reserve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256185340029?hash=item3ba5d6107d:g:AScAAOSww2Nk3S-s

Heroic M9

Could have been worse....

Glad to be of assistance* I enjoy spending other people's money - it means I can vicariously have some of the thrills of owning something without the fiscal risks!

Done a paypal

Another 75/ZT but with V6 POWAH. Pre-facelift too, which is betterer imho. 195k lots of history, £2795 Market harborough. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126049673272?hash=item1d59256038:g:O70AAOSwGStk15Yb Anything else you want to know? Whatever floats your boat M9

Soz, got a bit over-excited

Chevy Blazer with V6 and Spanish gearbag. I may be wrong but didn't there used to be one on here? @eddyramrod? Was it you Sir? £1495 Houghton Le Spring, which sounds a bit posh. But probably isn't. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295842388588?hash=item44e1949a6c:g:fWcAAOSwSlZjLYfB

R75 Longroof for £1295, Shrewsbury. Nigh on 200k on the clock, Dizzle Bader-spec. WCPGW? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295830441006?hash=item44e0de4c2e:g:2uwAAOSwpGdkur9A

Remember when Mercedes made cars properly, and you actually wanted one, rather than strapping yourself into a plastic box on HP for 1000 years? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305039227658?hash=item4705c13b0a:g:LuwAAOSwrMtkkUQR Yeah it's £13495, but LOOK AT IT. Choice of this or a Dacia Sandero? In Welshland.

I'm sure this has been on before, not especially cheap, and the wheels can get in the fucking sea. REDTOPYO! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204428397182?hash=item2f98e1ca7e:g:DcsAAOSwZvxk2SVD £5200RNM