outlaw118

296 miles and 37 em pee gees for stage one. Off to get more dizz for tomorrow, and possibly some "breakfast" meats.

Open wide and say WOOLLARD

Pez before Woollard

Yeah, and don't call me Shirley. Woollard incoming.

(Rolf Harris voice) Can you guess what it is yet?

Rownhams services achieved, PC still zero for me, although there's one in the oven. Not wagging my tail yet. @nev_jrutilising his Thundercats flask.

As mentioned by @nev_jr in the Grin thread, I've got some driving to do. It's 6.40am, 1st today is southbound. It's 23 years old and has an unnecessary* amount of cylinders. Guess away. PC 0 so far for me, I'm sure he'll update. Breakfast?

I've just eaten an 8oz block of Mexicana cheddar, and now i'm a bit sweaty. Carry on.

Ami on SIKRIMZYO Chelmsford, currently £860 no reserve. Needs a tickle with the sparkly stick, but doesn't sound too bad. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266498257310?hash=item3e0c88b19e:g:~7cAAOSwa4BlTLRr

This looks like a proper laugh, if you find instantaneous bowel evacuation amusing.... Midget with Lexus V8 and Turbo, with added OMGHGF. Currently £1650 RNM Hitchin. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155884434889?hash=item244b6fb5c9:g:5H0AAOSwWyRlUNDJ

Bored today, so thought I'd have a look at my last-but-one workvan on the Doovla website, to see if it's still alive. When the keys were tossed onto the Fleet bloke's desk, I'd pretty much managed to kill it, but someone has obviously cared for* since.... KU06AXM, look at the MoT history, specifically the last fail. FUCKING HELL.

Mate, electrickery is the (bad) devil's work as far as I'm concerned. Always impressed when someone can make stuff return from the dead(head). You're a physicist clearly. (I'll stop with the Dev puns now)

It's a fucking shed! I've slept in the shed before now, normally after some light* refreshment.....

I've just had a quick look at blackcircles, and they're available from £64.92 for "Pace" (Winglong Happyday Ditchfinders not available) to £160.69 for Michelin Thruster Turbo Viagras. https://www.blackcircles.com/tyres/205-65-15?id=10007

You know the difference between "WANT" and "NEED"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126163771154?hash=item1d5ff25f12:g:GuEAAOSw1zplQRnz Twin SUs and Janspeed pipe. And Minilites. Fucking hell. Currently £3777 RNM Motherwell. (Yes, she's fine). Tagging @keef becuase it's the law, and @BeEP becuase he appears to have a borderline unhealthy knowledge about 1970's Austins.

OFAH tribute* in 3,2,1..... Currentlky £898 Bridgewater. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115942464614?hash=item1afeb59c66:g:dfcAAOSwvs9lIsfI

Bo and Luke have been hit badly by the price of gasoline and tires (sp). https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394951382970?hash=item5bf4efd7ba:g:IzoAAOSwoVJlNNn3 £320 RNM Cinderford.

hedge find BX Dizzle Estate, appears to have spares. Sellers description: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256257706923?hash=item3baa264bab:g:4ZcAAOSw2lJlLFP3

fROM THE SAME SELLER, NEEDS A SMOLL* BIT OF METALWORK.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166390376916?hash=item26bda3a9d4:g:Fp4AAOSwLxZlNPWk

This has @Angrydicky name all over it.....BRAN FYNND IN SCOTCHLAND https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166390542660?hash=item26bda63144:g:W2IAAOSwPqBlNR3j

This is probably going to divide opinion greatly, but I reckon it looks pretty good, and with a Toyota lump in it it should* be moar reliable than the real thing. Ready? It's not shite priced either btw, but it's still a bit of a deal IMHO. Just shy of 30 bags of errrrr.... pennes https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126146192011?hash=item1d5ee6228b:g:WC4AAOSwxTZlMl1L

1 houe 4 minutes all in, FFS

Took a bit of a tumble at work 11am - down some stairs where the handrail came away in my fat hand. Block or poorly maintained council flats, in Basildon. Utter shitehole, knee swollen, back jarred. Shit happens, that's not the grump. Spoke to the Boss, she says go home, fill in form etc.... Been home since 2.15 because stupidly tried to carry on while in fucking agony. Having to call the company sickline (3rd party run - Swiftcare?) to report or I'll lose time. "Your call in important to us, please continue to hold, we'll be with you as soon as we can". 29 bastard minutes so far. I want to take some proper painkillers and have a nap.

Hmmm ULEZ victim? Why not stick it in a lock-up for 2 years? Anyway, R4, Wandsworth. Just over 2bags currently. WOULD/WOOD.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235215244971?hash=item36c3ebceab:g:z1wAAOSwRtJlCtro