shite_meister

Mister Mk2 Craig I belive the gauntlet has been well and truley dropped, who can snap the rarest most shitiest shite? I'm out tomorrow gonna give my sharknose Beemer a good run before insuarance expires and get some serious shite snapped. I did advertise the 2-6 on the SD1 site saying I'd swap it for a set of decent doors to save it but nobody replied, main prob is Jersey registered, someone would have to come over, take it back (already expensive) then MOT it and then have the hassle of re-registering it. Nobody here (in their right mind) wants them, I've only ever seen two others here and one of them was beige so what does that tell you?Mk2 Craig-you can take as many pics of Shitroen BXs as you like but be prepared for some serious shite-was gutted you snapped that roller down at Sandybrook though.ta-ta

How do! yep the red vitesse had a 4-digit plate on it when I bought it and the first thing I did was sell the plate quick to some fool who is prepared to pay hundreds of pounds to have one digit less than most others, Low numberplates (the Jersey equivalent of a personalised plate in the UK for our mainland friends) are a pointless waste of sometimes huge amounts of money. The 2600 was parked up at the butterfly farm for years and is probably the best I've ever come across (I'm sure there is a mental picture there somewhere) but my 4.5 takes priority so I may break it which is a shame-not something I want to do. Do you know of an old dear with an SD1? WHERE WHERE WHERE??? Now I'll have to try and take pics of shite that you've not documented already. Cheers!

Some more of Jersey's shite, this post is especially for mk2 craig, I shall update this shortly.

My 75k mile shitey 2600 (hardly ever use it might have to break it for parts-shame)

My 35k Sd1 converted to 4.5i (nice but shitey)

Too much shite, all mine-one owner red 52k Vitesse has gone to the crusher.

My 65k mile '86 Bmw 525i (M30 not M20 525e for the anoraks out there) just been polished was pink now is a shiney deep blood red, I used pig's blood to polish it with.) also my mini cooper in background-rusty therefore SHITE!

Not my Sierra XR4i but a workmate's who also loves shite and has another and some unusual shite.

Strange man came running out when I pulled up to this shite old series 3 landy in a shite old series 3 landy (the ultimate shite for shite-spotting) and said man said its gonna be restored (yeah right) but under intensive questioning I think he'd crack.

Poor little Dai-shat-su van, was abandoned in one of the best shite collections in a public(ish) place. now the size of a small(er) box.

Quite minty ezzer, low mile-age Ghia spec methinks, quite dull all the same, why have black/Red/Hearing aid Beige when shitblue will do?

Beatle infestation

Toledo anyone?

Ah Bedford CF, deduct point for lack of padlock and clasp on rear door (could not make a visual assesment of driver's door on account that I couldn't be arsed getting out of the car) add point for bit of broken towrope at rear (damn that thin nylon rope)

More to come my dears.

TTFN

Greetings mk2 craig, keep up this fine work, in honour of this sterling effort I shall post some pics of shite from this fair isle which henceforth shall be know as The Isle of Shite. here is a couple of pics of matey's renault 5 that you teased us with earlier.http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc311/shite_meister/Photo-0436.jpg

and a quickie from the rear if you will

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc311/shite_meister/Photo-0435.jpg

and one of my pieces o'shite (4.5 don't you know)

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc311/shite_meister/Photo-0431.jpg

Ta Ta for now my shite comrades, my mission tomorrow is to caputure some timeless shite using the medium of a 1986 BMW sharknose 5 series (and work out what I'm going to eat). cheers my dears. p.s I'm loving that hippy van-not seen it on the road.

Wow a fellow shite enthusiast from the same fair isle, many of the crappers you've taken pics of are either cars that I've seen many times before or have actually driven, the old mk1 white Renault 5-my mate owns it and offered to swap it or sell it for next to nothing-6 years ago it looked mint but now its a bit...shite. the bronze Merc G-wagen we did some work on at the garage (smelt of shite I remember) and the green Renault 4 is just brilliantly shite to drive what with a weird column gearshift. The Citroen Visa is owned by a local mechanic who is well known locally for hillclimbing his mad 7 litre jag e-type but everytime I bump into him he's sat in his Visa-he really loves that thing-literally. My own shite consists of a 4.5 Rover SD1 (still classed as shite as every panel is either rotten or dented) a near minty SD1 2600 (shite because its not a vee eight) and a clean BMW e28 525i (the last two need to go!) I shall post up some pics of some more of Jersey's Jewels in honour of your fine work-and to any of the chaps on the mainland reading-I doubt you will ever see so much shite per square mile (vergee?) as you will in the shite capital of Jersey and the mileage is usually low too, I know of 4 abandoned BMW 6 series here amongst its many other hidden gems but the main problem is Jersey people never want to let go of any old shite the answer is always the same-"No its not for sale I'm going to restore it" type of thing but they never do. I weep I really do.