Some of you will know what it is
keep it a secret for the others
i've bought a car, and i'm getting it delivered cos it's pre broken!
it has an electrical fault, it doesn't start, it has no MOT and it needs a fair bit of work
and i probably paid too much for it
excellent!
estimated arrival time of 4pm ish
poo count so far, 0, i've just got out of bed