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#1 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 07:42 PM

Help!!! My eyes have gone funny....

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#2 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 07:44 PM

raymanboy? is that you?

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 07:48 PM

Translate thisF*c* Off :lol:

#4 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 07:49 PM

fantastic.....just what I needed.
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#5 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:05 PM

Dinney? Is that up North?

#6 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:09 PM

Blimey, how many 'a's and 'e's are there in that language!!Countdown has a lot to answer for.

#7 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:23 PM

I bet scrabble's a low scoring game in his country.
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#8 OFFLINE   jonkw

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 09:49 AM

These bloody spambots are attacking forums everywhere.What we've done on BX Club and French Car Forum is to apply a mod called Textual Confirmation to the registration process, anyone registering must answer a question to prove they are not a spambot (i.e. a question we think a human can answer, not a spambot)It's quite easy to apply, and is free at http://bbantispam.com/On BX Club we ask questions like "What colour is LHM fluid" which tends to baffle the bots. Forum then sends me an email like the below. I'm getting about 20 a day at the moment, which is great, as it's 20 spambots thwarted!"User 'CosmosM' has failed to answer the Textual Confirmation question correctly. It might be a spambot, therefore the registration is rejected.--User: CosmosME-mail domain: @pmrmail.comWebsite: http://somespamshitbloodywebsite.bizSignature:All you need is Love...-Data provided by the server:REMOTE_ADDR=69.46.28.225HTTP_USER_AGENT=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; FunWebProducts; MRA 4.6 (build 01425); .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)ENCODING=iso-8859-1"If you want to apply mods like this, give us a shout over at bxclub.co.uk/forum. (same user name as here)
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#9 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 10:20 AM

It looks like a Hindu or Thai language, but with a reference to a Russian shite - it's perhaps a good thing we can't read it!

#10 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 11:52 AM

On BX Club we ask questions like "What colour is LHM fluid" which tends to baffle the bots.

I think that might baffle more than the bots! :oops:


It might be a spambot, therefore the registration is rejected. On the other hand, it could be an ignorant human who you need to take pity on & allow to pass through.

#11 OFFLINE   jonkw

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 11:58 AM

LOLZ ^^I figured on that question, that 99% of BX owners would know what colour LHM fluid was due to it leaking on their driveways due to perished return pipes etc etc!
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#12 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:14 PM

^^^Not the same colour as tea then? :lol:
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#13 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:31 PM

^^^Not the same colour as tea then? :lol:

Hello there Father! How's the MkV Corty going, or isn't it? :lol:

#14 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 03:15 PM

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Sadly we lost the Cortina when the council took the roads in for safe keeping, we now have another Ford that we use for the Lords work....
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#15 OFFLINE   Arthur-walker

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 09:40 PM

:)

#16 OFFLINE   bones96

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 10:25 PM

wtf
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