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#1 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:35 PM

Break out the dancing girls!!!!After no less than 2 years at, I estimate, £800 in listing fees, it appears our favourite NUTJOB has finally flogged that disgusting old crate of a roller.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!z0MGz etchttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0225338562 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Don't despair though, I predict that the rantings of the mentally unhinged will continue, as the buyer is a 0-rated n00b. Surely someone isn't cruel enough to 'buy' it just t batter him up with some random neg action? can they??This has been Pog, reporting live from RaymanBay, for Autoshite News.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:39 PM

He's flogged that awful Toyota Hilux blue heap thing at least once, only for it to come back!

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:44 PM

Oh my God!On his latest Le Baron auction....."For all questions on this item contact Ray on 07904 575043"DARE YOU

#4 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:47 PM

FUGG!What should one do? Speakerphone with 'Er Indoors taking shorthand notes?Or some kind of tape-recording device?

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:49 PM

Tape recording, then post on youtube :twisted:

#6 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:53 PM

Hehehehe Maybe after the Poglets are in bed.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:53 PM

Tape recorder demanded!Say that you're from some sort of classic car magazine and you want to do a 12 page feature about the build of his blue Hilux. And he can write the entire article if he wants.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 07:12 PM

He sold that Triumph too, but I'm sure it came back.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 07:32 PM

I've just read his review for 'Tipping the Velvet'............ :shock: I feel like I've just had a stroke I'm that confused.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 07:49 PM

I think quite a few people had a stroke when they watched Tipping the Velvet. :lol:

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:55 AM

I think that he never actually sells anything. Just plays with us all and likes to think WE are all a bit strange. Look for the roller on e bay soon with shovels full of wag and polished chrome if it has been sold, and MAYBE an oil change done to slow down the oil burning.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 10:16 AM

Judging by his ebay feedback he appears to be a nice chap. Ratdat and I came precariously close to his village when we went to Newark a few weeks ago, we considered actually searching for his house but thought better of it. Not sure whether he shares feedback with members of his family but I suspect his legendary status and bizarre rants will be severely diminished should you meet him over a cup of tea/iron bru/meths. Moral of the story:NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 10:32 AM

I think Harry Hill must write his scripts, although the ad for the Le Baron is disappointingly mundane......I thing we should make him an honourary life Autoshite president...and then ruin his day by telling him!
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#14 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 09:49 AM

Wouldn't it be ironic if it was all an act & he actually had the whole six pack! HE could actually be the one laughing at US with a knowing chuckle at how we take him to be a fruitcake!! :shock:

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:46 AM

Yes, but to wazz that amount on fruitless eBay listings can only be the work of someone TOTALLY DEMENTED.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 06:15 PM

Break out the dancing girls!!!!After no less than 2 years at, I estimate, £800 in listing fees, it appears our favourite NUTJOB has finally flogged that disgusting old crate of a roller.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!z0MGz etchttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0225338562 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Don't despair though, I predict that the rantings of the mentally unhinged will continue, as the buyer is a 0-rated n00b. Surely someone isn't cruel enough to 'buy' it just t batter him up with some random neg action? can they??This has been Pog, reporting live from RaymanBay, for Autoshite News.

Mmm, new user, I predict what turns out to be a non-paying bidder will force a relist before too long.

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 07:17 PM

He's still flogging the Red Le Baron; he's obviously seeing the light; he sold a Gold one in January....

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