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Started by mk1_4dr , Dec 21 2010 01:07 PM

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#17221 OFFLINE Frogchod

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 04:21 PM

Today chez Frogchod
I think I've volunteered to replace the rear crankshaft seal on this.

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#17223 OFFLINE flat4alfa

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#17224 OFFLINE Yoss

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#17226 OFFLINE shedenvy

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#17227 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 09:31 AM

Scottish (possibly Skye) vanner, family holiday, France 1979.

On private ground, obv.

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#17228 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 09:34 AM

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#17229 OFFLINE Bfg

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 10:33 AM

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^ at the ready ..complete with kid gloves :mrgreen:

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...its a bloody motor car ..not a Fabergé egg. !

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< Here > is a link to my former Sunbeam S7 / S8 motorcycle restoration business website.

And the story of my buying & now restoring a 1974 Yugoslavian Ami-Super is < Here >

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#17230 OFFLINE Hooli

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Looks new but they've already have to replace front & rear wings from rot but not had it sprayed yet.

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#17232 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 07:15 PM

"Is it fucking fucked?".
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You're going to have to leave it with us and it'll be fifty guineas before we can start work I'm afraid".

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#17233 OFFLINE Tayne

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 09:22 PM

Coatbridge, 1993.

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#17234 OFFLINE Hooli

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Is that a Silvia turdo? 1.8 I think?

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 09:48 AM

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#17241 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:08 AM

"Holy Super-Snipes Batman, I think we just passed a Humber".

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#17242 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:10 AM

"Look, look there it is again".

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#17243 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:12 AM

"You're fucking right Robin, it IS a Humber. I'm going to buy it".

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#17244 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:14 AM

"Right Robin, you follow along in the Humber. Let's hope it doesn't break down".

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#17245 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:23 AM

"Batman, it keeps cutting out".
- "Ahh fuck, just leave it there for now. Let's just hope no-one tries to start it later and steals it".

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#17246 OFFLINE JeeExEll

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:28 AM

That afternoon Teh Humber goes missing. Nowhere to be seen.
"Holy Bastardin Fuck" said Robin. "Who can we call?".
- "Dohh!!! Never mind Robin, it'll turn up" said Batman.

Sure enough, next day, a RIDDLE . . . . .
"It flowed down the road and now it's gone,
It's all mine now and it weights two tons".

"What do you think this means Batman?".
- "Gawd knows Robin, probably just some lunatic. Come on, - to The Bakers, for pies".

But, on the way, events do not go as planned. Lo and behold, who do they almost run over crossing the road . . . .